And Welcome to Scott’s Second Annual Drinking Game for YOUR WEEKEND! TGIF!

This weeks game is entitled FAMILY GUY DRINKING GAME!!! and this one will get you wasted!

What you Need:
First off you need some beer, and the couragious need some liquor and shot glasses
A TV with copies of the Family Guy DVDs, or a Computer with a large screen and Click Here for Family Guy Shows!
Just print out the rules below and follow along.

Setting:
Home is probably best although anywhere where you can drink and watch what you want to will do.

How to Play:
All you do is watch the show! And of course follow a set of rules For each rule there are a certain amount of drinks you take. Here they are below:

One Drink
Cut scene
Character consumes alcohol
Played out stereotype
Allusion/Reference
Peter gets hurt
Peter says “Sweet”
Two Drinks
Stewie tries to kill Lois
Stewie formulates a plan
Stewie does something feminine
Stewie has a weapon
Chris becomes nervous around a girl
Brian and Stewie fight
Peter does “the laugh”
Peter gives Chris bad advice
Peter embarrasses Meg
Visit to the Drunken Clam
A gag is repeated
Commercial break
Three Drinks
Stewie says “Victory is mine”
Peter says “Holy crap”
Brian has a martini
Meg is referred to as ugly in some way
Non-human character is shown (excluding Brian)
Quagmire makes a sexual reference (“giggity giggity” usually counts!)
Quahog News is shown
Every time Cleveland Jr. laughs
Stewie says “What the Duece!”
Character plays the piano
Character removes an article of clothing
Cleveland mentions Lois
Four Drinks
Lois’s parents show up
Make fun of (c) Fox
Five Drinks
Drawn out scene (add a drink if crickets chirp)
The “Evil Monkey” makes an appearance
Chicken fight!
Shot
Peter Gets Naked

Scott’s Game Stats::
Drunkeness Factor: (84.3/100), with shots and a good episode (98.778/100)

Fun Factor: (97.2/100), with strippers working for 1/beer an hour (114.π/100)

And Welcome to Scott’s First Annual  Drinking Game for YOUR WEEKEND! TGIF!

This weeks game is entitled Beer Pot and this one will get you wasted!

What you Need:

A pitcher (larger the better, and if you don’t own a pitcher then any large container like a bowl, pot, garbage can.. You get the idea…)

4 – 10 People (friends work but strangers w/o herpes will do)

BEER of Course! (Miller Lite will do nicely, along with the beer girls)

Setting:

Home, Party, or Bar will work. (For the more adventurous I’d try knocking on the door of the big white van by your local park and asking if they’d like to play in the back)

Might I also recommend a bar that would be nice to play @ would be the American Legion. There are always beatutiful women there and their pitchers of beer are decently cheap($4).

How to Play:

1) Everybody needs to get in a circle

2) One by one everyone takes a turn guzzling the pitcher, taking as much or as little as their about to be plastered ♥ desires…

3) Champion is the drunk soul that finishes the pitcher. Loser is the person behind the Champ. Loser also has to buy/refill the pitcher and sits out the next round.

4) Rinse and Repeat until only one blitzed fool remains..

Scott’s Game Stats:

Drunkeness Factor: (100/100)

Fun Factor: (84/100)

Women Get Undressed Factor: (45/100) or (100/100) if the girls are drinking you under the table. Or perhaps performing something else under the table

Lew’s Rating:

Overall (2/4)

Creativeness (3/4)

Ease of setup (5/5)

Level of Intoxication (Priceless)

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