OMFG, Wake he has a no hitter through 8!!!

Scratch that last part. Wakefield is fucking Rambo.

Tim Wakefield. A True warrior.

I'll Just leavem' in a little longer. (spits Chew)

Just when you think you understand baseball. It will take a huge dump on your stat wielding chest. I was quoted yesterday saying how we should bring up Clay to replace Wake in the rotation. I still wouldn’t be opposed to that, since Clay would be more interesting to watch. But now I just look silly saying it. Either way congrats Tim. At age 42 you came within 5 outs of your first no hitter. You make us  more confused than this guy in the 03 playoffs—->

Since were on the topic of baseball, can we talk about not only how bad the Sox look right now. But also how boring this team is. For being one of  the top tier  payrolls in the MLB. Why is it we have no big  stars to show for it. Yes Ortiz was a star, and will always have a place in our heart for his role in bringing us a championship. However, lets not ignore the fact that he will never ever be the 50 HR guy he was. Our highest paid player on the team is J.D. Drew. Even that’s  being considered a mistake by Theo and our recently stingy owners.  Whatever happened to the Manny’s, the Pedro’s, Nomah’s, and the Mo Vaughns that would attract you to watch whether they win or loose? Honestly, this team needs to sign a Big bat and do it fast.  If they continue to suck pine like they did last week. There will be almost no reason to watch. I’m as big a fan of  Youk as the next guy, even though I never thought he would be this good. But if we have him continue to be our biggest bat, this team will fail hard. The same goes for Pedroia and Bay. They’re great players and I’m glad we have them. I just wish we had a Manny Type Player to compliment their hard work with mind-blowing natural talent ( Think Grady Sizemore, Ryan Braun, Hanly Ramirez).

Tom Cruise Wakefield

Now that the Celtics are without KG for the playoffs. The Sox are all I have for hope of a championship. So please, please Jon Henry, spend some of that 8 dollar Fenway beer money and make something happen. I don’t care how good our bullpen is. If we never get leads, there will be nothing to save.

And now I  rant!

Fuck the Yankees, Fuck the Rays, fuck winning the World Series! Any real Sox fan isn’t happiest when we win. They’re happiest when talking about how good we’re supposed to be, and how much potential this team has. We can’t do that until we have really outrageously high paid, or complete batshit-Crazy players! On that note, does anyone remember being in the bleachers yelling “Crazy Carl!” at fenway to our own player? I fucking miss those days. We should have kept Izzy Alcantra just for shock value.

SIDE NOTE- I went to spring training 2 springs ago, and my brother spent the whole time yelling at Manny in left field. Saying stuff like ” do something funny Manny”, or to ” do a cartwheel”,  and” you look like Krusty the Clown”. Keep in mind this was after he sold his neighbors grill on ebay. That was the start of Manny being Manny. Not Manny loving money like we have now.

Anyway…. What the fuck was I talking about?

One more for good measure.

Oh ya, congrats Tim. You still bore me though… And this teams about as interesting as Penny is fat.

(Editor Note) Ok this team is pretty good. But we do need a  bat, and they still do bore me to death.