Scott loves to play tricks. Motherfucker is a regular jester.
Last time I let him barrow my car to go to the store, he bought a case of paper, a shredder, and a car lighter to AC power adapter. He then proceeded to shred 4 reams of paper allover my interior until the shredder shit the bed.
In case you think that’s a waste of money for a practical joke, he then promptly returned both the shredder and AC adapter for a full refund.
This is his newest deed: