Scott loves to play tricks. Motherfucker is a regular jester.

Last time I let him barrow my car to go to the store, he bought a case of paper, a shredder, and a car lighter to AC power adapter. He then proceeded to shred 4 reams of paper allover my interior until the shredder shit the bed.

In case you think that’s a waste of money for a practical joke, he then promptly returned both the shredder and AC adapter for a full refund.

This is his newest deed:

Recently I’ve noticed that
some of Scott and I’s conversations on aim are just down right
fucking retarded.

This little gem came from
today. It hasn’t been altered in any way except the names to keep us
safe from being bothered.

Neither of us though this
was for an article, this is just how we communicate.

My
notes are in Green.

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