Archive for the 'Sports' Category

Can’t Fucking Wait for MOAR HOCKEY!!!

No comments 11 May 2011 Under: Flowchart, Sports, State of the Nation

FUCKING MARSHMONT!!!

Fucking Tampa Bay and their shitty fucking fan base can go pound sand. This is OUR YEAR!!!

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Delonte West’s To Do List

No comments 18 May 2010 Under: Lists, Sports

 

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9 Best Items to Have While Tailgating

No comments 17 September 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured, Lists, Sports


Tailgate Featured

Hey fellow Afewtoomanians, it’s been a while since I gave you an interesting list post so I figured you deserved one. And I know everyone loves a good party every now and then but how often do you get to enjoy a good tailgating party? It is football season so some(or most) of my posts during the next few months will contain football in some way, so I’d thought I’d give you guys some good idea’s on what to bring to your pre-football game extravaganzas!

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The Fallacy that is Peyton Manning

3 comments 10 September 2009 Under: Featured, Sports

The dedicated writers of Afewtoomania are all die hard sports fans. Fortunately, we’re blessed enough to be from that certain region of the United States that has a keen die hard following of their local sports teams and will stop at nothing to prove that our teams are better than yours(And Always Win). Can you guess that region? New England baby! Don’t mess with us, seriously, look at those championships.

One thing all sports fans can agree on is a good rivalry. I believe all teams should have at least one, if not more. Rivalry’s make matches much more interesting to watch, and deserve  a little more attention than your typical game. The thing I love  most  is the rival bashing, where die-hard’s like Steve and I cuss, swear and spew pure hatred towards the the opposer’s more inferior excuse’s for sports teams. This post is a tribute to some of that always loved banter.

With the start of the NFL season just days a way, I’d thought I’d dish some hatred out to the rival of my beloved New England Patriots. That rivalry team is non other than the Shitty Indianapolis Colts and their giraffe necked Pro Bowl Quarterback Peyton Manning.


Peyton Manning has died of Dysentery

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Nashua’s Own American Defenders… Are Broke.

1 comment 26 August 2009 Under: Sports, State of the Nation

If you live in Nashua NH (Like our Lead Designer Scott). Then you may be wondering, WTF is this tractor doing in Holman Stadium!

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Well Nashua, I’ve got something to tell you. You’ve just been Duqued!!!

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Manny Joins the Isotopes. Simpsons rejoice!

1 comment 26 June 2009 Under: Sports, State of the Nation

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Shelbyville rumored to be scouting Bonds.

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State of the Nation. A-Roid edition

No comments 17 June 2009 Under: Sports, State of the Nation

You do steroids chant at Fenway.

8-0 against our most hated of rivals feels NICE.

I Still don’t want to talk about trades, because I can’t really justify trading anyone. Penny looks good throwing 97, and Papi seems to be coming around. I suppose we could use a defensive shortstop, but lets not mortgage the farm to do so.

Anyway it’s A-Roid time.

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State of the Nation. Idiot Fans Edition.

No comments 08 June 2009 Under: Sports, State of the Nation

A weekly recap of our beloved RedSox will be posted um… Weekly. With a drunken vulgar twist of course.

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Let’s rant!!

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Fucking RedSox

1 comment 16 April 2009 Under: Sports

Jonny Lester can’t get his command down, Dice-K has shoulder fatigue from the WBC,  Penny looks like he gets fatigued taking the elevator, and Wakefield is 42 and completely hit or miss……

OMFG, Wake he has a no hitter through 8!!!

Scratch that last part. Wakefield is fucking Rambo.

Tim Wakefield. A True warrior.

Tim Wakefield. A True warrior.

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