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Hey fellow Afewtoomanians, it’s been a while since I gave you an interesting list post so I figured you deserved one. And I know everyone loves a good party every now and then but how often do you get to enjoy a good tailgating party? It is football season so some(or most) of my posts during the next few months will contain football in some way, so I’d thought I’d give you guys some good idea’s on what to bring to your pre-football game extravaganzas!
The dedicated writers of Afewtoomania are all die hard sports fans. Fortunately, we’re blessed enough to be from that certain region of the United States that has a keen die hard following of their local sports teams and will stop at nothing to prove that our teams are better than yours(And Always Win). Can you guess that region? New England baby! Don’t mess with us, seriously, look at those championships.
One thing all sports fans can agree on is a good rivalry. I believe all teams should have at least one, if not more. Rivalry’s make matches much more interesting to watch, and deserve a little more attention than your typical game. The thing I love most is the rival bashing, where die-hard’s like Steve and I cuss, swear and spew pure hatred towards the the opposer’s more inferior excuse’s for sports teams. This post is a tribute to some of that always loved banter.
With the start of the NFL season just days a way, I’d thought I’d dish some hatred out to the rival of my beloved New England Patriots. That rivalry team is non other than the Shitty Indianapolis Colts and their giraffe necked
Pro Bowl Quarterback Peyton Manning.
If you live in Nashua NH (Like our Lead Designer Scott). Then you may be wondering, WTF is this tractor doing in Holman Stadium!
Well Nashua, I’ve got something to tell you. You’ve just been Duqued!!!
You do steroids chant at Fenway.
8-0 against our most hated of rivals feels NICE.
I Still don’t want to talk about trades, because I can’t really justify trading anyone. Penny looks good throwing 97, and Papi seems to be coming around. I suppose we could use a defensive shortstop, but lets not mortgage the farm to do so.
Anyway it’s A-Roid time.
A weekly recap of our beloved RedSox will be posted um… Weekly. With a drunken vulgar twist of course.