Hey Afewtoomanians, I got a drink for you this week, you won’t be walking after a few of these so take it easy with this one. It’s very sweet, and very strong. A perfect combination if you ask me. Anyways, let jump into this bitch..

Ingredients:
1 Shot Southern Comfort
1 Shot Bacardi Rum
1 Shot Amaretto
1 Cup Pineapple Juice
1 Dash Grenadine

Directions:
Take all of the ingredients above, throw them in a glass. Add ice for character. These are actually called Liquid Cocaine for a reason. One, because they’re expensive. And Two, because once you finish one, you want another one immediately they’re THAT good.

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What up bitches, I haven’t sweetened your week in a while with a new cocktail recipe so I’m giving you a good one tonight. It’s called 16 Goats in a Tree. No I am not making this up, and no I don’t know the inventor, but I do know that this is an awesome fucking cocktail. It’s a little on the fruity side, but enjoyable none the less.

Ingredients:
2 shots Blue Alize
2 shots Peach Schnapps
2 cups Strawberry Kool-Aid

Directions:
Take all of the ingredients above and mix them in a glass over ice. Garnish with a cherry and umbrella (Note: Umbrella is only for the women readers, if you are a man and put a god dam umbrella in your drink AFewTooMany.com is NOT responsible for the name calling, harassing, punches to the face or kicks to the balls you WILL receive). On another note, it’s a pretty strong drink but, there’s a pretty overwhelming fruit flavor which kicks the taste buds a little more than the booze so it goes down smooth.

Also, while writing this article if found some sweet pics, there ARE actually tree climbing goats no joke!
Goats in a Tree, Even More Goats in a Tree, SHITLOAD of Goats in a Tree! Seriously, what do they plan to accomplish by fucking climbing a god dam tree? THEY’RE GOATS!

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This weeks drink is a FUN, PARTY DRINK! Easy to make, and gets you drunk, what else can you ask for?

Ingredients:
1 Fifth Vodka
1 Whole Watermelon

Directions:
Cut a hole in the top of the watermelon and pour all of the vodka in the watermelon. Its best to put it in the fridge a couple hours before serving. It will make sure it all soak all the booze up and make it nice and potent. If your feeling frisky try a flavored vodka to add a little twist in.

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This weeks drink is for our lady viewers, although I know a couple guys that would enjoy this too. Its Strawberries and Cream! Its a sweet and fruity cocktail that will tingle your taste buds. *Note* Add a little extra schnapps if your feeling a little too sober or if you have not had afewtoomany today.

Ingredients:
1 oz of Strawberry schnapps
2 oz Half-and-half
1 1/2 tblsp Sugar
3 whole Strawberries

Directions:
Place schnapps, half-and-half, sugar, and 2 cups of crushed ice in an electric blender and blend at a high speed. Add 2 of the strawberries and blend for 10 seconds. Pour into a parfait glass, top with the other strawberry, and serve with a straw.

These are great for a backyard barbeque or a day lounging around the pool.

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Or getting shitty drunk at night.

-Morning Drink Version-
3 Parts Redbull

2 Parts Orange juice

2 Parts orange Vodka

*Optional: Garnish with 151, or orange slice. Or possibly both.*

-Night version-

2 Parts Redbull

1 Part OJ

3 Parts Orange Vodka

*Optional: Garnish with 151, or orange slice. Or possibly both.*

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A couple friends of mine wanted to get buzzed really fast. This is what was around the house. Trust me, it gets the job done. No chaser needed, the sweetness of the Mountain Dew completely covers the harsh sting from Bacardi …. But please be careful, they take about 5 minutes to hit you.

Ingredients:
1/2 oz of Bacardi
1/2 oz of Mountain Dew

Directions:
Mix Ingredients in a Shot Glass, Chug Shot

If you do find the shot is a little strong, you could make it into a iced drink as well. Use 2 oz. of bacardi and use a full 12oz. can of Mountain Dew. Throw it on iced for a Nice Sweet Summer Drink.

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