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Hot Cow Girls On The Farm

scott — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:49:23 +0000

You ever try farmin’ not high? Boring as shit!

THEY ARE ALL HOES. ALL OF EM!

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Hot Girls Poptarting

scott — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:06:52 +0000

I really hope this takes off. Every guy loves a nice pop tart. Every guy loves a hot girl. It only makes since that we combine them. And that is what I bring you now. Fellas, enjoy…

Hope you all enjoyed this! This is seriously the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Fuckin love pop tarts!

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Indica or Sativa?

steve — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:20:47 +0000

I love Reddit, especially r/trees. While searching trees posts to see what they thought about the Indica vs Sativa debate. I found that no one had a real good answer to which you should smoke. So…

Stupid? Maybe. But Reddit? Definitely!

How to Create a Photo Blog

steve — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:52:21 +0000

Hot Girls in Yoga Pants

scott — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 01:43:49 +0000

Jesus Christ these things should be illegal, maybe that’s why I love them. I don’t know why guy or girl that doesn’t. And that’s fucking why I made this post for you. Send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! Enjoy Bitches!

Steve Jobs Releases Apple’s Newest Product

scott — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 20:56:49 +0000

The iYacht

Steve sent us our very own iYacht to do a review on. Turns out its just a very large iPod. Still, this device is going to revolutionize the yachting industry. Yacht owners will now be able to navigate the seas with over 927,921,769 apps. The only down side is the lack of multitasking which means you won’t be able to actually move anywhere while checking facebook or pulling pranks with iFart. You’ll actually have to stop each time you want to use any application.

I want a can of Pepsi with a dead bird in it. I’m a PC, Windows 7 was my idea.

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French Vanilla Cream 1 Sugar

scott — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 21:34:00 +0000

Ordered a coffee at Dunkin Donut’s today. I don’t think the donut lady liked me.

Reminder: Donuts are a poor man’s substitute for women

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Top 8 Best Things BEFORE Sliced Bread

scott — Wed, 19 May 2010 14:14:49 +0000

Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.

[SWF]http://www.afewtoomany.com/wp-content/themes/Scotty/images/bigthumbs/FireFish.swf, 650, 400[/SWF]

Only 1 person is amazed by my flash animation. FUCK the rest of you.

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Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles

scott — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:13:26 +0000

Hello AFTM Readers, I just want to say thanks to all of your support with AFTM reaching the Digg Front Page! I feel like I finally beat the final boss of the internet after doing so. To show my appreciation, I have scoured the internet for many, many minutes to put this pic collection together for you. It’s Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles! (Beware: May contain some bananas)

17,483 Men now need to put their keyboard in the dishwasher.

Flowchart: What to get your Girlfriend for Xmas

scott — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:13:06 +0000

Okay readers, Christmas season is upon us once again. The white shit from the sky is falling, and Christmas music is annoying the shit out of my ear drums. If you can’t tell how much I love this season from the previous sentence then go drown an elf, I cant stand them, and I HATE this time of the god dam year. The thing I hate most about Christmas besides the caroling, candy canes, and dogs with antlers, is the Holiday Gift giving. Okay dogs with antlers are pretty sick, I give you that one. But shopping sucks. Period. Trying to enter and exit a store is impossible without the hassle of standing in a line, or being bumped into a hundred times by a snotty, eight year old yelling for Tickle My Elmo. And that’s not even the worst part about shopping. How are you supposed to know what to get everyone? Parents easy. Dad gets rum. Mom gets chocolates. Siblings? Brothers get weed. Sisters get gift card to (Fill in favorite make up store here). But now the toughest one of all. Your girlfriend. And for that very reason, I have created the flow chart below. Good luck fellas.

1,834,639 Guys now know the perfect gift to get their girls.