Finally! Part Two! For people who haven’t seen the first be sure to check out Part One. Also here is the Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned. Enjoy!

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Adventure Time:

Inventory:

Time: 4:19pm

Goal? Find the most fun fucking flash games a high motherfucker can play.

Good day you bastards. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow this adventure with me. If not just get high and play some games from the links below. I will be exploring the depths and bowels of the internet to find the most fun fucking games for you bitches. So you don’t have to find them yourself when you’re too baked. You can just like bookmark this page to get back to them. Sweet right?

Anywho, it’s now 4:20, lets get started… (Note: Just click the image to load the game in a new page, also, there may be some ads on some of the games, they are not sponsored by us, fuck video ads, they’re annoying. I did not put them there, sorry for that run on sentence as well.)

Curve Ball

Good ole classic curve ball. I’ve spent at least 12,000 hours wasting my time in high school playing this shit. Brings back memories..

Bloons Tower Defense 4

I always enjoy a good strategy game when baked. This game makes you think a bit and has some sweet colorful effects. Plus I love monkeys. I’m about a [6] right now after playing this. On to more…

Learn to Fly 2

Fuck angry birds, this shits way better. Basically make a penguin fly and ram into shit. The idea was totally stolen from AB but this shit’s way better.

Defend Your Nuts

PROTECT ALL THE ACORNS. Waves and waves of enemies come, choose the shotgun and just keep using that thing, way too powerful! Great game! *cough* [7]

Madness: The Stand

I wanted to find something a little different and go back to my fps/shooter roots, and this shit kicks ass. Awesome physics engine and detail in this game really tie it together. Sick Shooter.

Kingdom Rush

This is just like the Bloons Tower Defense 4, however this is way more detailed. Only bad this is that there are no monkeys.

Motherload

I played this for 2 hours straight, jesus, it’s now 8:40pm. Bowl is now empty, repack? Yes self, yes you will. This game starts a bit slow, but once you get into it really sucks you in, how far down will you go?

Bloons 2

I have to admit, I can’t stand this game. It’s just every stoner I know loves this shit and told me to put in on this list. I tried it out, and am just not high enough to enjoy it or something. Let me know what you think in the comments..

Fishy

MOTHERFUCKING FISHY! This is my 10 game, I can never fucking beat it though. Love this game!

Hope you all enjoyed this! Let me know what you think in the comments! Send me your favorite flash game ideas: Scott@AFewTooMany.com

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Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.

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Not that I care, but if this latest rumor is true and not  just another excuse for KingBabyJames. Then Delonte West may have completely ruined  a teams playoff run, a stars chance for greatness, and a cities hope for happiness.

In case you you haven’t heard. Supposed reliable sources are indicating that Delonte West has been plowing Lebron’s mother Gloria James. It is also said that conveniently Lebron found out before game four. So that’s why the Cavs lost. OK Cleveland, that’s why you guys think you got beat? First the right elbow and now the herpes gnome f*cked lebrons mother!?

I attended game six at the Garden and it was hands down the best Celtics game I’ve ever seen.  I’m pretty sure Lebrons just a choke artist, and the Celtics firing on all four cylinders are simply unbeatable.  It didn’t matter what Lebron showed up, Celtics would have won regardless. But…

Is it just me or is Delonte the exact person you would suspect to do something like this? I mean the f*king guy was arrested for driving a tricycle while in possession  of not one but three loaded firearms. A Baretta 9mm tucked in his waistband, a Ruger 357 attached to his leg, and a shotgun in a guitar case strapped to his back. WTF was he going to do? Is he Lorenzo Lamas? Even Renegade doesn’t need that much firepower.

Once a Celtic, always a Celtic. GO GREEN!

God created breasts to give men pleasure…and motorboats. And we got an epic amount of boobs for you! Boobs are mainly a source of entertainment, happiness, and turning bears straight. We at AFewTooMany would really like to keep our readers all three(including bears of course). We will be keeping this as a collection of all that we can find, a Library of Jugs if you will. So send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! There are 4 pages so far total, links to each page are located at the bottom of the page. There are lots of pics so they may take some time to load.

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Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!

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Happy Wednesday Bitches, what’s a better way to start a Wednesday than a zombie takeover? I can only name one thing myself, well two if you count blowjobs, a way to KILL THEM! And that’s the very information I lay before your eyes. Here are my top nine ways to kill a mother-f*cking zombie.

Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…

Have more ideas? Leave me a comment!

1) Amazingly Drunk Driver

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2) Drunk Russian on drugs gets pulled over

3) Drunk Russian fights a tree

4) This guy cracks me up

5) Two drunks one stump

6) Drunk Russian with clothing issues

7) This guy is shattered!

Two dirty Lithuanians.AKA Scott and his cousin Joe

9) Drunk Diver

10) Bottle Break Fail!

11) HAHAHAHAHA

12) Russian Bath

13) You can’t have a drunk post without SLUTS!!

14) And another Drunk whore

15) Jesus! Another wasted drunk driver

16) One last driver, I swear.

17) Then we’ll end with some Russian kid chugging vodka

Leave a comment if your outraged at me, or if you hate Russians. Just not if your Lithuanian!!