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Hello AFTM Readers, I just want to say thanks to all of your support with AFTM reaching the Digg Front Page! I feel like I finally beat the final boss of the internet after doing so. To show my appreciation, I have scoured the internet for many, many minutes to put this pic collection together for you. It’s Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles! (Beware: May contain some bananas)
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Happy Wednesday Bitches, what’s a better way to start a Wednesday than a zombie takeover? I can only name one thing myself, well two if you count blowjobs, a way to KILL THEM! And that’s the very information I lay before your eyes. Here are my top nine ways to kill a mother-f*cking zombie.
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Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…
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Okay readers, Christmas season is upon us once again. The white shit from the sky is falling, and Christmas music is annoying the shit out of my ear drums. If you can’t tell how much I love this season from the previous sentence then go drown an elf, I cant stand them, and I HATE this time of the god dam year. The thing I hate most about Christmas besides the caroling, candy canes, and dogs with antlers, is the Holiday Gift giving. Okay dogs with antlers are pretty sick, I give you that one. But shopping sucks. Period. Trying to enter and exit a store is impossible without the hassle of standing in a line, or being bumped into a hundred times by a snotty, eight year old yelling for Tickle My Elmo. And that’s not even the worst part about shopping. How are you supposed to know what to get everyone? Parents easy. Dad gets rum. Mom gets chocolates. Siblings? Brothers get weed. Sisters get gift card to (Fill in favorite make up store here). But now the toughest one of all. Your girlfriend. And for that very reason, I have created the flow chart below. Good luck fellas.
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Good Morning Afewtoomanians, I have a special for you today! After hours upon hours of
research and performing long mind numbing algorithms and calculations of the female brain (Mainly drinking beer), I have come up with a complete list which compares the type of car you own, and the type of girl you can pick up in one. Don’t believe me? Read more..
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Ok valued readers, part deuce is upon us. If you missed part one check it out here and meet the drinkers. I’m going to get the ball rolling and just leap into this review. I will explain step by step how we scored and tested everything first. And after that I will start going over each beer in detail. And on that note, here we go…
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Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?
Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.
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