Finally! Part Two! For people who haven’t seen the first be sure to check out Part One. Also here is the Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned. Enjoy!

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I really hope this takes off. Every guy loves a nice pop tart. Every guy loves a hot girl. It only makes since that we combine them. And that is what I bring you now. Fellas, enjoy…

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Adventure Time:

Inventory:

Time: 4:19pm

Goal? Find the most fun fucking flash games a high motherfucker can play.

Good day you bastards. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow this adventure with me. If not just get high and play some games from the links below. I will be exploring the depths and bowels of the internet to find the most fun fucking games for you bitches. So you don’t have to find them yourself when you’re too baked. You can just like bookmark this page to get back to them. Sweet right?

Anywho, it’s now 4:20, lets get started… (Note: Just click the image to load the game in a new page, also, there may be some ads on some of the games, they are not sponsored by us, fuck video ads, they’re annoying. I did not put them there, sorry for that run on sentence as well.)

Curve Ball

Good ole classic curve ball. I’ve spent at least 12,000 hours wasting my time in high school playing this shit. Brings back memories..

Bloons Tower Defense 4

I always enjoy a good strategy game when baked. This game makes you think a bit and has some sweet colorful effects. Plus I love monkeys. I’m about a [6] right now after playing this. On to more…

Learn to Fly 2

Fuck angry birds, this shits way better. Basically make a penguin fly and ram into shit. The idea was totally stolen from AB but this shit’s way better.

Defend Your Nuts

PROTECT ALL THE ACORNS. Waves and waves of enemies come, choose the shotgun and just keep using that thing, way too powerful! Great game! *cough* [7]

Madness: The Stand

I wanted to find something a little different and go back to my fps/shooter roots, and this shit kicks ass. Awesome physics engine and detail in this game really tie it together. Sick Shooter.

Kingdom Rush

This is just like the Bloons Tower Defense 4, however this is way more detailed. Only bad this is that there are no monkeys.

Motherload

I played this for 2 hours straight, jesus, it’s now 8:40pm. Bowl is now empty, repack? Yes self, yes you will. This game starts a bit slow, but once you get into it really sucks you in, how far down will you go?

Bloons 2

I have to admit, I can’t stand this game. It’s just every stoner I know loves this shit and told me to put in on this list. I tried it out, and am just not high enough to enjoy it or something. Let me know what you think in the comments..

Fishy

MOTHERFUCKING FISHY! This is my 10 game, I can never fucking beat it though. Love this game!

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I love Reddit, especially r/trees. While searching trees posts to see what they thought about the Indica vs Sativa debate. I found that no one had a real good answer to which you should smoke. So…

Last time I let him barrow my car to go to the store, he bought a case of paper, a shredder, and a car lighter to AC power adapter. He then proceeded to shred 4 reams of paper allover my interior until the shredder shit the bed.

In case you think that’s a waste of money for a practical joke, he then promptly returned both the shredder and AC adapter for a full refund.

This is his newest deed:

The iYacht

Steve sent us our very own iYacht to do a review on. Turns out its just a very large iPod. Still, this device is going to revolutionize the yachting industry. Yacht owners will now be able to navigate the seas with over 927,921,769 apps. The only down side is the lack of multitasking which means you won’t be able to actually move anywhere while checking facebook or pulling pranks with iFart. You’ll actually have to stop each time you want to use any application.

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Ordered a coffee at Dunkin Donut’s today. I don’t think the donut lady liked me.

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Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.

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