That’ll do goat, that’ll do…

In the mean time, here is some of the stuff I meant to post but never got around to it.

Woman falls on the orange line in Boston.

Scott did the same thing once after a RedSox game. Except it was the Green Line, and he didn’t fall. He was drunk and decided to cross the tracks to talk to these girls. He nearly touched the third rail, and almost couldn’t climb up the other side to get to the next platform. I still think he was Drunker than this bitch though. Below is a pic I snapped with my phone of him sleeping on the train afterwards. He’s a douche when he’s blacked out, much better when passed out.

Drunk Guy opens bottle of wine with no cork screw.

Say whatever you want about the French, I do, fucking frogs. But only a Frenchman’s love for wine could give birth to this method for opening a corked bottle. Sure beats doing what my wineo GF does, which is basically breaking the cork up in to pieces small enough to fall in the bottle. On a side note, wine is best served with a side of drunk woman. After a few glasses there is nothing they wont do. Nothing!

Dick Towel

I love this fucking show. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was called It’s Always Sunny In South Boston instead of Philly.

Drunk forklift driver ruins mass quantities of vodka.

NuffCed!!!

And now some Late News!!

You Could Soon See Beer with Alcohol percentages up to 16%!!

Ok, not much to say here, but still worthy of a little Buzz. Basically, many states are allowing more alcohol in beer, and that’s always a good thing. USAToday has the scoop here.

1) Amazingly Drunk Driver

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2) Drunk Russian on drugs gets pulled over

3) Drunk Russian fights a tree

4) This guy cracks me up

5) Two drunks one stump

6) Drunk Russian with clothing issues

7) This guy is shattered!

Two dirty Lithuanians.AKA Scott and his cousin Joe

9) Drunk Diver

10) Bottle Break Fail!

11) HAHAHAHAHA

12) Russian Bath

13) You can’t have a drunk post without SLUTS!!

14) And another Drunk whore

15) Jesus! Another wasted drunk driver

16) One last driver, I swear.

17) Then we’ll end with some Russian kid chugging vodka

Leave a comment if your outraged at me, or if you hate Russians. Just not if your Lithuanian!!

At first I thought this was hilarious. Then about 5 minutes in, I just started feeling really bad for the guy. I’ve never seen drugs or booze do this to anyone.

Girls falling over after having a few too many edition.

1.)Great balance

2.)Yo, put that shit on Youtube!

3.)Sloppy mess.

4.)Drunk girl fails on bike.

5.)Hardcore girl falls.

6.)Drunk Walk.

7.)Guy helps drunk girl fall.

8.)Another bad quality, but one of the best none the less.

9.)Back that ass up… Not that far.

That one may have just been gravity.

10.)Skanks!

SLAyER  Sesame St

Black Dahlia SpongeBob

Death Muppets

Grandpa’s Metal Band

Alf Goes Fucking METAL

DeathBob BrutalPants

Timberlake Cry Me a River Parody

This one isn’t very good, but has a great song by Amon Amarth

Children of Bodom. Oops I did Again

Swedish Chef Metal is awesome!

Dying Fetus Children Show

More Muppet Death

This one could not be embedded, but is AWESOME Too

Hey Guys, I am HUGE fan of the series ‘Entourage’ on HBO. I just found the greatest quote ever from the series. Check it out:

Extended version of The Hangover trailer. **Spoiler Alert**

Catch the Review of The Hangover at Screenjunkies.

Links:

And while you there. Check this Snuggie Parody out. Here

Chick falls on her Face. Here

David Thorne should be a common household name. Here

Chicks fart.  Here

Jimmy Fallon Sucks, but gives the average man hope. Here

EVERYBODY should read DOB. Here

Loose weight by pooping your pants. Here

More videos after the jump:

Paper Towels!

Model Fails, I mean falls.

Zack Morris is awesome. Jimmy Fallon still sucks.

Stephen Colbert shaves his head.

Faceplants are always funny.

EMBED-The Perfect Faceplant

Drunk girls.

Normal girls, and the trick to seducing them.

How to Seduce a Girl