Scott loves to play tricks. Motherfucker is a regular jester.
Last time I let him barrow my car to go to the store, he bought a case of paper, a shredder, and a car lighter to AC power adapter. He then proceeded to shred 4 reams of paper allover my interior until the shredder shit the bed.
In case you think that’s a waste of money for a practical joke, he then promptly returned both the shredder and AC adapter for a full refund.
OK OK, so we’ve been a little busy. We went to Vegas for 7 days, we’ve been devoting too much time to new developments, and we’ve simply neglected our readers. I promise some good shit is coming soon.
In the mean time, here is some of the stuff I meant to post but never got around to it.
Woman falls on the orange line in Boston.
Scott did the same thing once after a RedSox game. Except it was the Green Line, and he didn’t fall. He was drunk and decided to cross the tracks to talk to these girls. He nearly touched the third rail, and almost couldn’t climb up the other side to get to the next platform. I still think he was Drunker than this bitch though. Below is a pic I snapped with my phone of him sleeping on the train afterwards. He’s a douche when he’s blacked out, much better when passed out.
Drunk Guy opens bottle of wine with no cork screw.
Say whatever you want about the French, I do, fucking frogs. But only a Frenchman’s love for wine could give birth to this method for opening a corked bottle. Sure beats doing what my wineo GF does, which is basically breaking the cork up in to pieces small enough to fall in the bottle. On a side note, wine is best served with a side of drunk woman. After a few glasses there is nothing they wont do. Nothing!
Dick Towel
I love this fucking show. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was called It’s Always Sunny In South Boston instead of Philly.
Drunk forklift driver ruins mass quantities of vodka.
NuffCed!!!
And now some Late News!!
You Could Soon See Beer with Alcohol percentages up to 16%!!
Ok, not much to say here, but still worthy of a little Buzz. Basically, many states are allowing more alcohol in beer, and that’s always a good thing. USAToday has the scoop here.
Have you ever noticed Russians get the most fucked up? Well them and those dirty Lithuanians. But then again, what’s the difference? That whole area is just one big vodka chugging community of sadness.
At first I thought this was hilarious. Then about 5 minutes in, I just started feeling really bad for the guy. I’ve never seen drugs or booze do this to anyone.
My friends ex girlfriend seriously thought that people used to see black&white in the olden days. Her logic? She thought because TV shows were not in color, that people back then must have not been able to see color!
You can’t make something like that up!
One of my ex’s didn’t understand percentages. She could not tell me what 80% of 100 dollars would be. Women are just built differently, hotter, and dumber. They were given boobs to distract us from their inability to do things such as throw, visualize objects, and understand history, science, or math.
Example 1
