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OK OK, so we’ve been a little busy. We went to Vegas for 7 days, we’ve been devoting too much time to new developments, and we’ve simply neglected our readers. I promise some good shit is coming soon.

In the mean time, here is some of the stuff I meant to post but never got around to it.

Woman falls on the orange line in Boston.

Scott did the same thing once after a RedSox game. Except it was the Green Line, and he didn’t fall. He was drunk and decided to cross the tracks to talk to these girls. He nearly touched the third rail, and almost couldn’t climb up the other side to get to the next platform. I still think he was Drunker than this bitch though. Below is a pic I snapped with my phone of him sleeping on the train afterwards. He’s a douche when he’s blacked out, much better when passed out.

Drunk Guy opens bottle of wine with no cork screw.

Say whatever you want about the French, I do, fucking frogs. But only a Frenchman’s love for wine could give birth to this method for opening a corked bottle. Sure beats doing what my wineo GF does, which is basically breaking the cork up in to pieces small enough to fall in the bottle. On a side note, wine is best served with a side of drunk woman. After a few glasses there is nothing they wont do. Nothing!

Dick Towel

I love this fucking show. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was called It’s Always Sunny In South Boston instead of Philly.

Drunk forklift driver ruins mass quantities of vodka.

NuffCed!!!

And now some Late News!!

You Could Soon See Beer with Alcohol percentages up to 16%!!

Ok, not much to say here, but still worthy of a little Buzz. Basically, many states are allowing more alcohol in beer, and that’s always a good thing. USAToday has the scoop here.

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Have you ever noticed Russians get the most fucked up? Well them and those dirty Lithuanians. But then again, what’s the difference? That whole area is just one big vodka chugging community of sadness.

1) Amazingly Drunk Driver

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At first I thought this was hilarious. Then about 5 minutes in, I just started feeling really bad for the guy. I’ve never seen drugs or booze do this to anyone.

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My friends ex girlfriend seriously thought that people used to see black&white in the olden days. Her logic? She thought because TV shows were not in color, that people back then must have not been able to see color!
You can’t make something like that up!
One of my ex’s didn’t understand percentages. She could not tell me what 80% of 100 dollars would be. Women are just built differently, hotter, and dumber. They were given boobs to distract us from their inability to do things such as throw, visualize objects, and understand history, science, or math.
Example 1

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What was this guy thinking?

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It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s what’s up with the web Wednesday!

Girls falling over after having a few too many edition.

1.)Great balance

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SLAyER  Sesame St

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Hey Guys, I am HUGE fan of the series ‘Entourage’ on HBO. I just found the greatest quote ever from the series. Check it out:

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Some of the best from around the Web.

Extended version of The Hangover trailer. **Spoiler Alert**

Catch the Review of The Hangover at Screenjunkies.

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And while you there. Check this Snuggie Parody out. Here

Chick falls on her Face. Here

David Thorne should be a common household name. Here

Chicks fart.  Here

Jimmy Fallon Sucks, but gives the average man hope. Here

EVERYBODY should read DOB. Here

Loose weight by pooping your pants. Here

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