Fucking Tampa Bay and their shitty fucking fan base can go pound sand. This is OUR YEAR!!!

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Okay readers, Christmas season is upon us once again. The white shit from the sky is falling, and Christmas music is annoying the shit out of my ear drums. If you can’t tell how much I love this season from the previous sentence then go drown an elf, I cant stand them, and I HATE this time of the god dam year. The thing I hate most about Christmas besides the caroling, candy canes, and dogs with antlers, is the Holiday Gift giving. Okay dogs with antlers are pretty sick, I give you that one. But shopping sucks. Period. Trying to enter and exit a store is impossible without the hassle of standing in a line, or being bumped into a hundred times by a snotty, eight year old yelling for Tickle My Elmo. And that’s not even the worst part about shopping. How are you supposed to know what to get everyone? Parents easy. Dad gets rum. Mom gets chocolates. Siblings? Brothers get weed. Sisters get gift card to (Fill in favorite make up store here). But now the toughest one of all. Your girlfriend. And for that very reason, I have created the flow chart below. Good luck fellas.

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