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Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned – Part 2

scott — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:20:00 +0000

Finally! Part Two! For people who haven’t seen the first be sure to check out Part One. Also here is the Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned. Enjoy!

Weed makes unicorns horny. And Rhinos..

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Hot Cow Girls On The Farm

scott — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 02:49:23 +0000

You ever try farmin’ not high? Boring as shit!

THEY ARE ALL HOES. ALL OF EM!

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Hot Girls Poptarting

scott — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:06:52 +0000

I really hope this takes off. Every guy loves a nice pop tart. Every guy loves a hot girl. It only makes since that we combine them. And that is what I bring you now. Fellas, enjoy…

Hope you all enjoyed this! This is seriously the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. Fuckin love pop tarts!

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Top 9 Flash Games to Play While High

scott — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:41:32 +0000

Adventure Time:

Inventory:

Bowl, packed with weed

BIC lighter

3 bags, Doritos

Time: 4:19pm

Goal? Find the most fun fucking flash games a high motherfucker can play.

Good day you bastards. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow this adventure with me. If not just get high and play some games from the links below. I will be exploring the depths and bowels of the internet to find the most fun fucking games for you bitches. So you don’t have to find them yourself when you’re too baked. You can just like bookmark this page to get back to them. Sweet right?

Anywho, it’s now 4:20, lets get started… (Note: Just click the image to load the game in a new page, also, there may be some ads on some of the games, they are not sponsored by us, fuck video ads, they’re annoying. I did not put them there, sorry for that run on sentence as well.)

Curve Ball

Good ole classic curve ball. I’ve spent at least 12,000 hours wasting my time in high school playing this shit. Brings back memories..

Bloons Tower Defense 4

I always enjoy a good strategy game when baked. This game makes you think a bit and has some sweet colorful effects. Plus I love monkeys. I’m about a [6] right now after playing this. On to more…

Learn to Fly 2

Fuck angry birds, this shits way better. Basically make a penguin fly and ram into shit. The idea was totally stolen from AB but this shit’s way better.

Defend Your Nuts

PROTECT ALL THE ACORNS. Waves and waves of enemies come, choose the shotgun and just keep using that thing, way too powerful! Great game! *cough* [7]

Madness: The Stand

I wanted to find something a little different and go back to my fps/shooter roots, and this shit kicks ass. Awesome physics engine and detail in this game really tie it together. Sick Shooter.

Kingdom Rush

This is just like the Bloons Tower Defense 4, however this is way more detailed. Only bad this is that there are no monkeys.

Motherload

I played this for 2 hours straight, jesus, it’s now 8:40pm. Bowl is now empty, repack? Yes self, yes you will. This game starts a bit slow, but once you get into it really sucks you in, how far down will you go?

Bloons 2

I have to admit, I can’t stand this game. It’s just every stoner I know loves this shit and told me to put in on this list. I tried it out, and am just not high enough to enjoy it or something. Let me know what you think in the comments..

Fishy

MOTHERFUCKING FISHY! This is my 10 game, I can never fucking beat it though. Love this game!

Hope you all enjoyed this! Let me know what you think in the comments! Send me your favorite flash game ideas: Scott@AFewTooMany.com

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Indica or Sativa?

steve — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:20:47 +0000

I love Reddit, especially r/trees. While searching trees posts to see what they thought about the Indica vs Sativa debate. I found that no one had a real good answer to which you should smoke. So…

Stupid? Maybe. But Reddit? Definitely!

Hot Girls in Yoga Pants

scott — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 01:43:49 +0000

Jesus Christ these things should be illegal, maybe that’s why I love them. I don’t know why guy or girl that doesn’t. And that’s fucking why I made this post for you. Send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! Enjoy Bitches!

Top 8 Best Things BEFORE Sliced Bread

scott — Wed, 19 May 2010 14:14:49 +0000

Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.

[SWF]http://www.afewtoomany.com/wp-content/themes/Scotty/images/bigthumbs/FireFish.swf, 650, 400[/SWF]

Only 1 person is amazed by my flash animation. FUCK the rest of you.

Hope you all enjoyed this! Let me know what you think in the comments!
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Most Epic Side Boob List Ever (118 Pics)

scott — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:50:17 +0000

God created breasts to give men pleasure…and motorboats. And we got an epic amount of boobs for you! Boobs are mainly a source of entertainment, happiness, and turning bears straight. We at AFewTooMany would really like to keep our readers all three(including bears of course). We will be keeping this as a collection of all that we can find, a Library of Jugs if you will. So send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! There are 4 pages so far total, links to each page are located at the bottom of the page. There are lots of pics so they may take some time to load.

Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles

scott — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:13:26 +0000

Hello AFTM Readers, I just want to say thanks to all of your support with AFTM reaching the Digg Front Page! I feel like I finally beat the final boss of the internet after doing so. To show my appreciation, I have scoured the internet for many, many minutes to put this pic collection together for you. It’s Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles! (Beware: May contain some bananas)

17,483 Men now need to put their keyboard in the dishwasher.

Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned

scott — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:01:40 +0000

Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!

39,271 Stoners can now uhh.. Can now.. Umm.. Hahahahahahahahahah Yeaaah Maaan!

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