Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.
God created breasts to give men pleasure…and motorboats. And we got an epic amount of boobs for you! Boobs are mainly a source of entertainment, happiness, and turning bears straight. We at AFewTooMany would really like to keep our readers all three(including bears of course). We will be keeping this as a collection of all that we can find, a Library of Jugs if you will. So send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! There are 4 pages so far total, links to each page are located at the bottom of the page. There are lots of pics so they may take some time to load.
Hello AFTM Readers, I just want to say thanks to all of your support with AFTM reaching the Digg Front Page! I feel like I finally beat the final boss of the internet after doing so. To show my appreciation, I have scoured the internet for many, many minutes to put this pic collection together for you. It’s Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles! (Beware: May contain some bananas)
Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!
Happy Wednesday Bitches, what’s a better way to start a Wednesday than a zombie takeover? I can only name one thing myself, well two if you count blowjobs, a way to KILL THEM! And that’s the very information I lay before your eyes. Here are my top nine ways to kill a mother-f*cking zombie.
Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…
Good Morning Afewtoomanians, I have a special for you today! After hours upon hours of research and performing long mind numbing algorithms and calculations of the female brain (Mainly drinking beer), I have come up with a complete list which compares the type of car you own, and the type of girl you can pick up in one. Don’t believe me? Read more..
The Story of our Drunken Night in Maine, told through pictures.
The night started off like all other debacles. We had a hotel room in Portland ME. We were primed up and ready to drink. Hilarity ensued. This is our story through the pictures I found on my camera after.
Hey fellow Afewtoomanians, it’s been a while since I gave you an interesting list post so I figured you deserved one. And I know everyone loves a good party every now and then but how often do you get to enjoy a good tailgating party? It is football season so some(or most) of my posts during the next few months will contain football in some way, so I’d thought I’d give you guys some good idea’s on what to bring to your pre-football game extravaganzas!
The dedicated writers of Afewtoomania are all die hard sports fans. Fortunately, we’re blessed enough to be from that certain region of the United States that has a keen die hard following of their local sports teams and will stop at nothing to prove that our teams are better than yours(And Always Win). Can you guess that region? New England baby! Don’t mess with us, seriously, look at those championships.
One thing all sports fans can agree on is a good rivalry. I believe all teams should have at least one, if not more. Rivalry’s make matches much more interesting to watch, and deserve a little more attention than your typical game. The thing I love most is the rival bashing, where die-hard’s like Steve and I cuss, swear and spew pure hatred towards the the opposer’s more inferior excuse’s for sports teams. This post is a tribute to some of that always loved banter.
With the start of the NFL season just days a way, I’d thought I’d dish some hatred out to the rival of my beloved New England Patriots. That rivalry team is non other than the Shitty Indianapolis Colts and their giraffe necked Pro Bowl QuarterbackPeyton Manning.
