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Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned

24 comments 03 March 2010 Under: Featured, Funny, Lists


Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned

Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!

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Top 9 Ways to Kill a Zombie

2 comments 10 February 2010 Under: Featured, Funny, Gallery, Lists


Top 9 Ways to Kill a Zombie Featured

Happy Wednesday Bitches, what’s a better way to start a Wednesday than a zombie takeover? I can only name one thing myself, well two if you count blowjobs, a way to KILL THEM! And that’s the very information I lay before your eyes. Here are my top nine ways to kill a mother-f*cking zombie.

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Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned

10 comments 21 January 2010 Under: Featured, Funny, Gallery, Lists


Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned Featured

Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…

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Type Car You Drive and the Type of Girls You’ll Pickup – A List

10 comments 14 October 2009 Under: Featured, Funny, Gallery, Lists


The Car You Drive and the Type of Girls You'll Pickup

Good Morning Afewtoomanians, I have a special for you today! After hours upon hours of research and performing long mind numbing algorithms and calculations of the female brain (Mainly drinking beer), I have come up with a complete list which compares the type of car you own, and the type of girl you can pick up in one. Don’t believe me? Read more..

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Portland Is for Maineiacs!!

2 comments 24 September 2009 Under: Drinking, Drinking Story, Featured

The Story of our Drunken Night in Maine, told through pictures.

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The night started off like all other debacles. We had a hotel room in Portland ME. We were primed up and ready to drink. Hilarity ensued. This is our story through the pictures I found on my camera after.

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9 Best Items to Have While Tailgating

No comments 17 September 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured, Lists, Sports


Tailgate Featured

Hey fellow Afewtoomanians, it’s been a while since I gave you an interesting list post so I figured you deserved one. And I know everyone loves a good party every now and then but how often do you get to enjoy a good tailgating party? It is football season so some(or most) of my posts during the next few months will contain football in some way, so I’d thought I’d give you guys some good idea’s on what to bring to your pre-football game extravaganzas!

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The Fallacy that is Peyton Manning

2 comments 10 September 2009 Under: Featured, Sports

The dedicated writers of Afewtoomania are all die hard sports fans. Fortunately, we’re blessed enough to be from that certain region of the United States that has a keen die hard following of their local sports teams and will stop at nothing to prove that our teams are better than yours(And Always Win). Can you guess that region? New England baby! Don’t mess with us, seriously, look at those championships.

One thing all sports fans can agree on is a good rivalry. I believe all teams should have at least one, if not more. Rivalry’s make matches much more interesting to watch, and deserve  a little more attention than your typical game. The thing I love  most  is the rival bashing, where die-hard’s like Steve and I cuss, swear and spew pure hatred towards the the opposer’s more inferior excuse’s for sports teams. This post is a tribute to some of that always loved banter.

With the start of the NFL season just days a way, I’d thought I’d dish some hatred out to the rival of my beloved New England Patriots. That rivalry team is non other than the Shitty Indianapolis Colts and their giraffe necked Pro Bowl Quarterback Peyton Manning.


Peyton Manning has died of Dysentery

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Drinking Game of All Drinking Games: Suits

2 comments 05 September 2009 Under: Drinking Games, Featured


Suit Up

Greetings Everyone! This game has a special place in my heart over all other drinking games. It is a known fact, that after playing suits you black out ninty percent of the time, everytime. Thats why this game is so bomb. So now lets get to the down and dirty…
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15 Six Packs, 6 Men, Its Review Time – Part 2

4 comments 23 August 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured, Gallery, Reviews


15 Six Packs In My Trunk

Ok valued readers, part deuce is upon us.  If you missed part one check it out here and meet the drinkers. I’m going to get the ball rolling and just leap into this review.  I will explain step by step how we scored and tested everything first. And after that I will start going over each beer in detail. And on that note, here we go…

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How To Tell If Your Local Bar is Ripping You Off

4 comments 14 August 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured, Gallery


Grey Goose = Rot Gut

Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?

Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.

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