Before I begin, I should warn you that I thought the last drinking game I posted about (Suits) was the most lethal drinking game I have ever played. However, I now realize that this gem will knock your liver on its ass, and will get you wasted quicker than beer turns to piss. On that note, on to the game!

What you Need:

Beer, and a shitload of it.
Table, so everyone can sit
Deck of playing cards

Set up

Everyone one sits in a circle with their drink and one player is designated as the dealer. All players must refer to them as “Dealer of Death”; if someone calls them another name they must take a 5 second drink penalty. (For the edgy-er/more drunk people this can also be substituted as a dare)

Game Play

Once everyone is seated with their drink the dealer deals the first card to the player on their left. The dealer then continues dealing the cards out clockwise until they run out. If at any time the card that was just dealt matches the card on either side in number or suit those cards become active, if a newly activated card now matches the card on either side of it in number or suit those cards also become active and so on; the players who are showing active cards must drink for a number of seconds equal to their card value (Aces count as 14 seconds, Kings 13, Queens 12 etc.). This creates a chain effect.

For example, if player 1 has an ace of spades, player 2 has a six of spades, player 4 has a six of diamonds, player 5 has a ten of diamonds and player 6 has a jack of clubs, and then player 3 is dealt a six of clubs then all of the players except for 6 would have to drink for the number of seconds showing on their card. The logic would be the six of clubs makes player 2 and player 4′s sixes active, players 2′s six of spades matches suits with player 1′s ace of spades so it becomes active and player 4′s six of diamonds matches suits with player 5′s ten of diamonds so it becomes active.

The dealer of death is responsible for counting out the seconds, in the event the dealer is drinking the dealer must keep track by tapping the table until they finish.

Conclusion

This can be a tough game to grasp, but once you play it a couple times you will pick it up. The more people you play with the crazier the chains will be and the crazier/drunker you will get. This is definitely an extremely fun party game, but it would be kinda of hard to play at a bar. This is one you will not walk away sober from. Have fun playing! If you guys have any other games you would like to see posted feel free to email me at: Scott@afewtoomany.com

Greetings Everyone! This game has a special place in my heart over all other drinking games. It is a known fact, that after playing suits you black out ninty percent of the time, everytime. Thats why this game is so bomb. So now lets get to the down and dirty…

Card Values:

Ace: 11 Sips
K-J: 10 Sips
10-2: Face Value (eg 2 = 2 Sips, 3 = 3 sips, etc…)

Directions:

First choose a dealer, after a dealer is chosen the deal calls out a suit. He will then one by one deal a card face up to everyone until that suit comes up. Whomever gets the suit that was called out by the dealer then has to start drinking. Then, starting with the person to the left of the drinker, everyone has to count in order one by one until the value of flipped card represents. But before they put their beer down, they have to call out another suit. If not, they then have to drink to the same number from the last card. Again everyone counts until they reach that number. (ie. If someone gets 8 of hearts, they drink until everyone counts in order to 8. If they then forget to call a suit before lowering their glass they have to take 8 more).

If the person drinking finishes their beverage before the counting is over, the person who was supposed to say the next number in line has to take the same number of sips. Again, with everyone counting up for them. If someone that’s counting goes out of order or says the wrong number, they then have to take those drinks. This just keeps repeating until all the cards are gone. This is a really fun game especially with new players. It can get really interesting once everyone’s a little buzzed and starts messing up the count or forgetting to call out a suit. This game can get intense and go on for a while so make sure you stock up plenty of beer.

Conclusion:

Have fun with this one peeps! This is probably my favorite drinking game ever. It can make a slow, dull party turn into a crazy ripper in a half hour flat. If you guys have any variations or other games you would like to see posted feel free to email me @ Scott@afewtoomany.com

And Welcome to Scott’s Third Annual Drinking Game for YOUR WEEKEND! TGIF!

This weeks game is entitled KINGS!!! and this one will get you wasted!

(Mr. Lewis???)

What you Need:
Everyone needs some alcohol. Everyone drinking beer would be best. Everyone drinking the same type of beer would be even better. If someone plays with a cocktail, things could get very interesting at the end of the game. You also need a large cup or pitcher, and a deck of cards.

Setting:
I don’t believe a bar would be a good place, a party or at home would be better. Of course a castle would be best. Plus drinking in a castle would be fucking sick. Some one would probably end up putting on a suit of armor and start slashing shit with a sword though, but hey that would make an awesome youtube video.

How to Play:
Everyone sits in a circle around a table(Of course, everyone in a knight’s armor around a ’round table’, I mean come on, thats fuckin sick!) Place the cup/pitcher in the middle and lay the cards face down in a circle around the cup. One by one everyone takes a card and follows the rules listed below:

Ace: Waterfall, Everybody drinks. The player who picked the Ace starts the waterfall. No player can stop drinking until the player before him stops.

2: You, The player who picked 2 tells someone to take 2 sips.

3: Me,  The player who picked 3 takes 3 sips.

4: Whores(Wenches if your actually in a castle ),  All the girls at the table drink.

5: Categories, The chooser picks a category like ‘Cereal Brands’, then they say a cereal brand like Captain Crunch, then it goes around in a circle and whoever cannot say one without repeat has to drink.

6: Dicks, all the guys at the table have to take a drink.

7: Thumb Master, Whoever pulls a 7 becomes the new Thumbmaster. He or she can sneakily put their thumb on the table whenever they like. All the other players must put theirs on the table, too. The last to do it must drink.

8: Make a Date, Choose someone else at the table, whenever you or them are forced to drink, they too have to take the same amount of sips.

9: Bust a Rhyme,  Say a short sentence. The next player uses a sentence that rhymes with it. This goes around the table until the last person can’t think of a another rhyme. He or she drinks. (Words can only be used once.)

10: Make a Rule, Possibly the funnest card in the bunch. When you pull a rule card, you get to make up a rule for the game. Every time the rule is broken, that person must drink.  Some good ones are, no swearing, you can only drink with your non dominant hand, etc etc….

Jack: Never Have I Ever, Say a true statement about something you’ve done. All those who have not done it also must drink.

Queen: Question Master, The person who pulls the Q is Question Master until the next Q is pulled. He or she can ask a question of another player at any time. If that player answers the question, he or she must drink.

King: King Cup, The first three to pull a King must pour some of their drink into the cup at the middle of the table. The last person to choose it must drink it. The game ends when the last King is pulled. Can get very interesting when some people play with hard alcohol and some play with beer hahaha.

Scott’s Game Stats:
Drunkeness Factor: (72.8/100), if you have to drink the King Cup (100.2/100)

Fun Factor: (97.2/100) with girls, with the guys.. Maybe Family Guy Drinking Game would be better…

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And Welcome to Scott’s Second Annual Drinking Game for YOUR WEEKEND! TGIF!

This weeks game is entitled FAMILY GUY DRINKING GAME!!! and this one will get you wasted!

What you Need:
First off you need some beer, and the couragious need some liquor and shot glasses
A TV with copies of the Family Guy DVDs, or a Computer with a large screen and Click Here for Family Guy Shows!
Just print out the rules below and follow along.

Setting:
Home is probably best although anywhere where you can drink and watch what you want to will do.

How to Play:
All you do is watch the show! And of course follow a set of rules For each rule there are a certain amount of drinks you take. Here they are below:

One Drink
Cut scene
Character consumes alcohol
Played out stereotype
Allusion/Reference
Peter gets hurt
Peter says “Sweet”
Two Drinks
Stewie tries to kill Lois
Stewie formulates a plan
Stewie does something feminine
Stewie has a weapon
Chris becomes nervous around a girl
Brian and Stewie fight
Peter does “the laugh”
Peter gives Chris bad advice
Peter embarrasses Meg
Visit to the Drunken Clam
A gag is repeated
Commercial break
Three Drinks
Stewie says “Victory is mine”
Peter says “Holy crap”
Brian has a martini
Meg is referred to as ugly in some way
Non-human character is shown (excluding Brian)
Quagmire makes a sexual reference (“giggity giggity” usually counts!)
Quahog News is shown
Every time Cleveland Jr. laughs
Stewie says “What the Duece!”
Character plays the piano
Character removes an article of clothing
Cleveland mentions Lois
Four Drinks
Lois’s parents show up
Make fun of (c) Fox
Five Drinks
Drawn out scene (add a drink if crickets chirp)
The “Evil Monkey” makes an appearance
Chicken fight!
Shot
Peter Gets Naked

Scott’s Game Stats::
Drunkeness Factor: (84.3/100), with shots and a good episode (98.778/100)

Fun Factor: (97.2/100), with strippers working for 1/beer an hour (114.π/100)

And Welcome to Scott’s First Annual  Drinking Game for YOUR WEEKEND! TGIF!

This weeks game is entitled Beer Pot and this one will get you wasted!

What you Need:

A pitcher (larger the better, and if you don’t own a pitcher then any large container like a bowl, pot, garbage can.. You get the idea…)

4 – 10 People (friends work but strangers w/o herpes will do)

BEER of Course! (Miller Lite will do nicely, along with the beer girls)

Setting:

Home, Party, or Bar will work. (For the more adventurous I’d try knocking on the door of the big white van by your local park and asking if they’d like to play in the back)

Might I also recommend a bar that would be nice to play @ would be the American Legion. There are always beatutiful women there and their pitchers of beer are decently cheap($4).

How to Play:

1) Everybody needs to get in a circle

2) One by one everyone takes a turn guzzling the pitcher, taking as much or as little as their about to be plastered ♥ desires…

3) Champion is the drunk soul that finishes the pitcher. Loser is the person behind the Champ. Loser also has to buy/refill the pitcher and sits out the next round.

4) Rinse and Repeat until only one blitzed fool remains..

Scott’s Game Stats:

Drunkeness Factor: (100/100)

Fun Factor: (84/100)

Women Get Undressed Factor: (45/100) or (100/100) if the girls are drinking you under the table. Or perhaps performing something else under the table

Lew’s Rating:

Overall (2/4)

Creativeness (3/4)

Ease of setup (5/5)

Level of Intoxication (Priceless)