The Story of our Drunken Night in Maine, told through pictures.
The night started off like all other debacles. We had a hotel room in Portland ME. We were primed up and ready to drink. Hilarity ensued. This is our story through the pictures I found on my camera after.
I know what I’m getting for the Superbowl this year, and my birthday, and New Years, and my wedding.(Just kidding I’m never getting married)
The BoobLuge is the ultimate ice luge. Quite frankly, It’s the only luge I will ever consider again! Just simply fill the mold with water and in two days you have DD cups of icy booze pouring out supple breasts. you can buy it here.
Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?
Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.
“More like live anal rape play if you ask me! Am I right?” *holds hand up for the highest of five’s… No reciprocation, just a confused look from people in office*
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Not quite as cool as having a Keg in your house. The MillerCoors company has announced that they will be selling a Home Draft Box with 1.5 gallons of beer for consumers who want draft taste out of their fridge. For those of you not good a math, there are 128 ounces in a gallon, 192 in 1.5 gallons, which equals exactly 16 12 ounce beers.
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My friends ex girlfriend seriously thought that people used to see black&white in the olden days. Her logic? She thought because TV shows were not in color, that people back then must have not been able to see color!
You can’t make something like that up!
One of my ex’s didn’t understand percentages. She could not tell me what 80% of 100 dollars would be. Women are just built differently, hotter, and dumber. They were given boobs to distract us from their inability to do things such as throw, visualize objects, and understand history, science, or math.
Example 1