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Portland Is for Maineiacs!!

3 comments 24 September 2009 Under: Drinking, Drinking Story, Featured

The Story of our Drunken Night in Maine, told through pictures.

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The night started off like all other debacles. We had a hotel room in Portland ME. We were primed up and ready to drink. Hilarity ensued. This is our story through the pictures I found on my camera after.

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The Boob Luge!

No comments 17 September 2009 Under: Drinking, Drinking Gadget

I know what I’m getting for the Superbowl this year, and my birthday, and New Years, and my wedding.(Just kidding I’m never getting married)


Boob Luge

The BoobLuge is the ultimate ice luge. Quite frankly, It’s the only luge I will ever consider again! Just simply fill the mold with water and in two days you have DD cups of icy booze pouring out supple breasts. you can buy it here.

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Nashua’s Own American Defenders… Are Broke.

1 comment 26 August 2009 Under: Sports, State of the Nation

If you live in Nashua NH (Like our Lead Designer Scott). Then you may be wondering, WTF is this tractor doing in Holman Stadium!

tractorpitch

Well Nashua, I’ve got something to tell you. You’ve just been Duqued!!!

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How To Tell If Your Local Bar is Ripping You Off

4 comments 14 August 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured, Gallery


Grey Goose = Rot Gut

Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?

Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.

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My Declaration of War!

1 comment 06 August 2009 Under: Featured, Gallery, Random Thoughts



Eat shit LARP (Live action role play) assholes!

“More like live anal rape play if you ask me! Am I right?” *holds hand up for the highest of five’s… No reciprocation, just a confused look from people in office*
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Miller Lite Draft… In your fridge!

3 comments 05 August 2009 Under: Drinking, Featured

Not quite as cool as having a Keg in your house. The MillerCoors company has announced that they will be selling a Home Draft Box with 1.5 gallons of beer for consumers who want draft taste out of their fridge. For those of you not good a math, there are 128 ounces in a gallon, 192 in 1.5 gallons, which equals exactly 16 12 ounce beers.
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The Dumbest Woman Ever?

3 comments 04 August 2009 Under: Funny Video, Gallery

My friends ex girlfriend seriously thought that people used to see black&white in the olden days. Her logic? She thought because TV shows were not in color, that people back then must have not been able to see color!
You can’t make something like that up!
One of my ex’s didn’t understand percentages. She could not tell me what 80% of 100 dollars would be. Women are just built differently, hotter, and dumber. They were given boobs to distract us from their inability to do things such as throw, visualize objects, and understand history, science, or math.
Example 1


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The worst boxer ever?

No comments 03 August 2009 Under: Funny Video

What was this guy thinking?

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Top 10 drunk girls falling videos. WUWWW!

No comments 22 July 2009 Under: Funny Video, Lists, WUWWW

It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s what’s up with the web Wednesday!

Girls falling over after having a few too many edition.

1.)Great balance

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The 12 Best Heavy Metal Parody’s…

No comments 07 July 2009 Under: Funny Video, Lists, Metal

… On YouTube

SLAyER  Sesame St

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