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God Damn, When Will They Post Something?
OK OK, so we’ve been a little busy. We went to Vegas for 7 days, we’ve been devoting too much time to new developments, and we’ve simply neglected our readers. I promise some good shit is coming soon.
In the mean time, here is some of the stuff I meant to post but never got around to it.
Woman falls on the orange line in Boston.
Scott did the same thing once after a RedSox game. Except it was the Green Line, and he didn’t fall. He was drunk and decided to cross the tracks to talk to these girls. He nearly touched the third rail, and almost couldn’t climb up the other side to get to the next platform. I still think he was Drunker than this bitch though. Below is a pic I snapped with my phone of him sleeping on the train afterwards. He’s a douche when he’s blacked out, much better when passed out.
Drunk Guy opens bottle of wine with no cork screw.
Say whatever you want about the French, I do, fucking frogs. But only a Frenchman’s love for wine could give birth to this method for opening a corked bottle. Sure beats doing what my wineo GF does, which is basically breaking the cork up in to pieces small enough to fall in the bottle. On a side note, wine is best served with a side of drunk woman. After a few glasses there is nothing they wont do. Nothing!
Dick Towel 
I love this fucking show. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was called It’s Always Sunny In South Boston instead of Philly.
Drunk forklift driver ruins mass quantities of vodka.
NuffCed!!!
And now some Late News!!
You Could Soon See Beer with Alcohol percentages up to 16%!!
Ok, not much to say here, but still worthy of a little Buzz. Basically, many states are allowing more alcohol in beer, and that’s always a good thing. USAToday has the scoop here.
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Russians Are Always Drunker. Here’s the 17 Best Videos to Prove it!
Have you ever noticed Russians get the most fucked up? Well them and those dirty Lithuanians. But then again, what’s the difference? That whole area is just one big vodka chugging community of sadness.
1) Amazingly Drunk Driver
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The Most Fucked Up Guy Ever?
At first I thought this was hilarious. Then about 5 minutes in, I just started feeling really bad for the guy. I’ve never seen drugs or booze do this to anyone.
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Portland Is for Maineiacs!!
The Story of our Drunken Night in Maine, told through pictures.
The night started off like all other debacles. We had a hotel room in Portland ME. We were primed up and ready to drink. Hilarity ensued. This is our story through the pictures I found on my camera after.
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The Boob Luge!
I know what I’m getting for the Superbowl this year, and my birthday, and New Years, and my wedding.(Just kidding I’m never getting married)
The BoobLuge is the ultimate ice luge. Quite frankly, It’s the only luge I will ever consider again! Just simply fill the mold with water and in two days you have DD cups of icy booze pouring out supple breasts. you can buy it here.
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Nashua’s Own American Defenders… Are Broke.
If you live in Nashua NH (Like our Lead Designer Scott). Then you may be wondering, WTF is this tractor doing in Holman Stadium!
Well Nashua, I’ve got something to tell you. You’ve just been Duqued!!!
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How To Tell If Your Local Bar is Ripping You Off
Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?
Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.
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My Declaration of War!
Eat shit LARP (Live action role play) assholes!
“More like live anal rape play if you ask me! Am I right?” *holds hand up for the highest of five’s… No reciprocation, just a confused look from people in office*
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