Top 8 Best Things BEFORE Sliced Bread
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Ordered a coffee at Dunkin Donut’s today. I don’t think the donut lady liked me.
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God created breasts to give men pleasure…and motorboats, and do we have an epic amount of boobs for you! Boobs are mainly a source of income, entertainment, happiness, and are occasionally used to feed babies and perverted man children. We here at AFewTooMany support all of these activities (especially the naked ones), and all breasts of every shape and size. We’ll be keeping this as a collection of all that we can find, a Library of Jugs if you will. Today’s post is dedicated to one special type only. HUGE FAKIES!! So send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! There are 14 pages so far total, links to each page are located at the bottom of the page. There are lots of pics so they may take some time to load.
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Sorry for the poor header image. It’s roughly 2am at the time writing this and my design skills are clearly shaken up with all the booze flowing through this body of mine. Anyways.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Someone asked me this the other day. I didn’t have a clear answer so I though I’d find one. After countless hours of scouring the internet, doing extremely elaborate and perplexing chemistry experiments, and whacking off here and there, here is that answer.
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God created breasts to give men pleasure…and motorboats. And we got an epic amount of boobs for you! Boobs are mainly a source of entertainment, happiness, and turning bears straight. We at AFewTooMany would really like to keep our readers all three(including bears of course). We will be keeping this as a collection of all that we can find, a Library of Jugs if you will. So send your additions to Scott@AFewTooMany.com for them to be added! There are 4 pages so far total, links to each page are located at the bottom of the page. There are lots of pics so they may take some time to load.
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Hello AFTM Readers, I just want to say thanks to all of your support with AFTM reaching the Digg Front Page! I feel like I finally beat the final boss of the internet after doing so. To show my appreciation, I have scoured the internet for many, many minutes to put this pic collection together for you. It’s Hot Girls with Lollipops and Popsicles! (Beware: May contain some bananas)
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Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!
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Happy Wednesday Bitches, what’s a better way to start a Wednesday than a zombie takeover? I can only name one thing myself, well two if you count blowjobs, a way to KILL THEM! And that’s the very information I lay before your eyes. Here are my top nine ways to kill a mother-f*cking zombie.
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Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…
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Okay readers, Christmas season is upon us once again. The white shit from the sky is falling, and Christmas music is annoying the shit out of my ear drums. If you can’t tell how much I love this season from the previous sentence then go drown an elf, I cant stand them, and I HATE this time of the god dam year. The thing I hate most about Christmas besides the caroling, candy canes, and dogs with antlers, is the Holiday Gift giving. Okay dogs with antlers are pretty sick, I give you that one. But shopping sucks. Period. Trying to enter and exit a store is impossible without the hassle of standing in a line, or being bumped into a hundred times by a snotty, eight year old yelling for Tickle My Elmo. And that’s not even the worst part about shopping. How are you supposed to know what to get everyone? Parents easy. Dad gets rum. Mom gets chocolates. Siblings? Brothers get weed. Sisters get gift card to (Fill in favorite make up store here). But now the toughest one of all. Your girlfriend. And for that very reason, I have created the flow chart below. Good luck fellas.
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