Adventure Time:

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Time: 4:19pm

Goal? Find the most fun fucking flash games a high motherfucker can play.

Good day you bastards. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow this adventure with me. If not just get high and play some games from the links below. I will be exploring the depths and bowels of the internet to find the most fun fucking games for you bitches. So you don’t have to find them yourself when you’re too baked. You can just like bookmark this page to get back to them. Sweet right?

Anywho, it’s now 4:20, lets get started… (Note: Just click the image to load the game in a new page, also, there may be some ads on some of the games, they are not sponsored by us, fuck video ads, they’re annoying. I did not put them there, sorry for that run on sentence as well.)

Curve Ball

Good ole classic curve ball. I’ve spent at least 12,000 hours wasting my time in high school playing this shit. Brings back memories..

Bloons Tower Defense 4

I always enjoy a good strategy game when baked. This game makes you think a bit and has some sweet colorful effects. Plus I love monkeys. I’m about a [6] right now after playing this. On to more…

Learn to Fly 2

Fuck angry birds, this shits way better. Basically make a penguin fly and ram into shit. The idea was totally stolen from AB but this shit’s way better.

Defend Your Nuts

PROTECT ALL THE ACORNS. Waves and waves of enemies come, choose the shotgun and just keep using that thing, way too powerful! Great game! *cough* [7]

Madness: The Stand

I wanted to find something a little different and go back to my fps/shooter roots, and this shit kicks ass. Awesome physics engine and detail in this game really tie it together. Sick Shooter.

Kingdom Rush

This is just like the Bloons Tower Defense 4, however this is way more detailed. Only bad this is that there are no monkeys.

Motherload

I played this for 2 hours straight, jesus, it’s now 8:40pm. Bowl is now empty, repack? Yes self, yes you will. This game starts a bit slow, but once you get into it really sucks you in, how far down will you go?

Bloons 2

I have to admit, I can’t stand this game. It’s just every stoner I know loves this shit and told me to put in on this list. I tried it out, and am just not high enough to enjoy it or something. Let me know what you think in the comments..

Fishy

MOTHERFUCKING FISHY! This is my 10 game, I can never fucking beat it though. Love this game!

Hope you all enjoyed this! Let me know what you think in the comments! Send me your favorite flash game ideas: Scott@AFewTooMany.com

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