Top 9 Things to Do While Stoned
Hey Bro, I know you ladies were thrilled at my Top 9 Things to NOT to do While Stoned, so I decided to do the opposite. Thats right, Top 9 Things to Do WHILE Stoned!
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I smoke everyday and this is the most retarded fucking list i’ve ever read.
Haha Great List! I think camping should be lower tho. Fuck Squirrels.
now how come the girls i get high dont look like that???
i think that if you have never watched Aqua Teen while high then you need to get some better friends
The author is one of those “smoking makes everything better” stoners. Whoever wrote this article is a fucking tool.
I love it. My fav on the list is #6. LOL, Hilarious!!!
But smoking does make everything better.
Smoking makes everything better.
Everything makes smoking better.
I smoke everyday.. and I strive to do all of those things while high becuase… thats what you fuckin do when your high!.. assholes that smoke and just sit around are missing out… Making music should have been added to this list tho.. Smash Bros. and Music are my top 2 for sure.
I hate doing nothing when I’m high, I just feel like I’m wasting away. Adventures are a must! By the way, the Avatar in imax 3d is absolutely amazing. If you can go in the next couple of weeks before it gets pulled I definitely recommend it! Although… Alice in Wonderland comes out today.. .hmmm, the possibilities,haha!
Dear writer of the above article, have you ever fucking smoked weed? Did you maybe try it once and slimed your panties from a placebo high*? This is the worst fucking list I’ve ever seen. The article isn’t entertaining, it’s not informative; it’s an utter disgrace to any given form of writing since the advent of civilization. You’ve read wikipedia and seen some of your friends chew on a crisp after burning some ganja.
Now you think an unconscious cannabinoid induced desire is something you have to inform stoners of. Generally the idea of listing things to do stoned is fucking lewd. It could be at least website filler had it been mildly humorous, but it wasn’t. Drop your wishful delusions of lambency and practice a bit in notepad, chuck your ethernet cable or bubbblewrap your fucking wifi router if you can’t restrain yourself from spilling your anal discourse where people can see it. I’m so empathically embarassed for you that it induced nausea.
Get a fucking legal prohibition to connect a device to the internet for the next few solid years. Give people a break, nobody wants to read a list that average Joe could think of while 12 and upside down.
*) Usually doesn’t reach its full effect until you’ve smoked a few times, some people don’t feel anything at all the first time.
Although only a few apply to me, when I read the words “Super Smash Brothers”, I simply gasped. The original on the N64 is such an amazing game to play while high, especially when you’re able to destroy as Pikachu.
don’t play halo while impaired haha. It was NOT a good idea
NIce! Video games and captain crunch! It just doesnt get any better.
Jess
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HAHAH==HAHAHAH==A SQUIRELl-JACK UR TREE–HAHHA–FUNNY-
and this list is like half right- you forgot to–Play tricks on
your friends—that are really really–STONE!!…
and oh yea–nothing–is better than being HIGH–and kicking some ass on
ONLINE GAMING–EATING YOUR PIZZA–HAHA
Fuck this place for copying waytoomany.com
Thank you everyone for your comments. Especially for the negative ones. You know you have reached broad audience when you get trolls and haters to take time out of their shitty lives to respond.
L.S Dorian,
We’ve been smoking weed since we were 12. Sorry you don’t like to do anything fun, must be tough bro. We write the articles for the fuck of it, we don’t make profits, and we don’t get paid to do so. If you don’t like them you can eat a bag of dicks while re-reading your thesaurus and looking for your next site to hate on.
BlackQuilt,
We have never heard of the site waytoomany.com before. But now that we have referenced it twice here, I’m sure we’ll be sending some traffic their way. This may possibly open the doors to some sort of traffic share opportunity. So for this I thank you.
But Seriously, just because the domain names both end in toomany, does not mean we share anything in common. We write original content. Before 2010 we had never mentioned weed on our site before.
I’d say if anything, we used to look like tastybooze. But ever since we noticed that tastybooze existed, we decided to go in a different direction. Break media is just way too big to compete with as I’m sure you’ll agree since you are undoubtedly the authority of what is awesome on the internets.
Remember people, Hate is great.
Other comments:
To all those he either agree or don’t understand. Yes, smoking does make everything better.
Almost Crimes, Dude, I’m so going to Alice in Wonderland this weekend! Can’t fucking wait.
Below and Ben, Give me Ike or Pikachu and a joint and you’ll see some amazing shit.
OP Scotty, you should have totally put listening to music in on the list. So simple yet so damn satisfying. I’ve noticed that it can never be loud enough when I’m stoned though. Also, for anyone who plays BBC2, that shit is insane when your high. Online 32 player server, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!
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Family guy, Robot Chicken, Driving… since I was 18, Titan Quest, used to be WoW, camping? who needs that when you live in a Cabin, Spiderman IMAX 3D (I have a 5 billion synapsis imprint from that time!!!), Avatar IMAX 3D!!!!!, eating, I mean seriously DUH…, and do I need to say anything about the most important of them all? Now, as you all know, I only advocate for medical reasons! After all, I do have ADD…LOL peace, I out…
I would destroy everyone you’ve ever met at smash bros (original and game cube versions; wii version is for 7 year olds)
that is all
I would destroy everyone you\’ve ever met at smash bros (original and game cube versions; wii version is for 7 year olds)
that is all
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you can only think of 9?
WOW IT’S BOB SAGET! It is truly an honor. And no.. Of course there’s plenty more. I’m actually thinking of things for my second one. Any ideas? Email me @: Scott@afewtoomany.com
It’s truly great when you encourage people to drive stoned, but you qualify it with “just be safe.” I’ll drive your stoned ass around, but considering that most of us – especially those who live near “backcountry roads” – have lost friends to drunk or stoned driving. Yeah, I get it, it’s a jokey list, but it really strikes a chord since I know way too many people who smoke up and think it’s chill to go for a ride.
I don’t know what ya’ll are so hard on him for….All of these things are GREAT things to do high….I mean I don’t think its revolutionary but they are all legit really fun things to do high. Done all of them, and do a few of them (driving and imax and camping) all the fucking time. Keep your head up bro, I thought this was a great fucking list, and can vouch for all of them as super fucking fun
L.S. Dorian clearly doesn’t blaze…that kid is WAY to wound up… and if he does and is still that bad, then DAMMMMNNNN man. Bud is beautiful cuz it makes evvvvvveryone equal. love and cherish yo, love and cherish…
OH and also I agree, music should be on there, grant it you have it combo’d with driving, and I agree its unreal, but it should be worth at least like a 6.5 or something…some sort of sub recognition
Super Smash Bros is the fucking best. My boyfriend and I play it all the time.
Of course getting high feels good…that’s the point. That’s why dipshits spend all their money and time going to parties, smoking/growing weed, etc.
People (at least in America) spend the majority of their free time getting getting drunk or high…having sex…as early as 12 years old. This is becoming more and more prominent in today’s youth as these subjects are constantly made light of in the media world, whether it be music, tv, movies, what have you…which surrounds the populace all the time. I know, being an Anthropologist, that people have always seeked highs, it’s a primal urge. But when a race evolves and eventually has the intelligence to rationalize those kinds of choices, and continues to get ‘fucked up’ all the time, there is something seriously wrong with the species..Soon enough the newest ‘plague’ will come and wipe out a chunk of humanity, as it always does..and hopefully humanity will get it right next time..
People apparently can’t enjoy life as is and are continuously seeking highs to live in their distorted reality. Now, I don’t think smoking pot makes you a bad person, as I am friends with many smokers (mainly because 90% of people smoke pot today, and it’s either that or have very few friends), but I think it’s a bad life/moral choice that if it didn’t exist, people would spend more time doing more productive things…like fixing this messed up world..
If you didn’t know the high existed, you would be perfectly content leading your life without it..
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Also, I’m a complete homosexual with a tiny penis. My name Jeremiah, loosely translated means “Boy who tickles pickle”. That is all.((FIXED!))
Why a top 9? Everything is better while high. EVERY THING. Even responding to stupid ass “top” lists.