Comments on: Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned

By: Farrellgeoff

Farrellgeoff — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:01:00 +0000

so… numbers 1 2 and 3 are bullshit, and the others are half alright. Your other list for what To do is muc batter

By: Filip Di Stefano

Filip Di Stefano — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:07:00 +0000

Go outside for a few min. and smoke that good old shit up and then walk directly to your room. Then your mom will never notice. Unless you have one of the greatest mothers in the world who stands there at 11:00 pm soo tired and just want to go to bed, but still she is up, only to make you a nice sandwich with great accesories and a cup of chocolate milk, gets downstairs to your room, knocks on the door gently cause she know you’re tired. She walks in, gently handing in the sandwich and the cold delicious cup of chocolate milk, kiss your forehead to say goodnight, and then on her way out, right before closing the door, she just stand there and look at you and whispers: “I love you son”, so simple and with such a bright enligthning voice, so you just KNOW it’s true.

By: Sergioseye

Sergioseye — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:30:00 +0000

I had to talk to my principle too one time.
Me and two buddies had a massive wake n bake right before school, then im sitting in first period stoned out of my mind when the phone rings. Then my teacher walks over and tells me the principal needs to see me in his office. So i walk over there and walk into his office, pull the chair out and sit there slouching real bad in his chair like it was the most comfortable chair in the world, tring to explain why one of my teachers had reported me for ditching. Lmao

By: RD

RD — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:44:51 +0000

I can honestly say I have done calculus while high. It isn’t that bad. Also that problem is not solve-able as your parentheses are screwed up. It is currently very unclear as to how the problem should actually be wrote.

Is it [((1+z)(zn)/n)^n] or [(1+z)((zn)/n)^n]

Because those are two very different problems.

By: olymyoted

olymyoted — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 10:40:36 +0000

i agree with not to go shopping food , cuze i once went to shop some shit and i was high i ended up with buy so many things that is imposable ti eat in one week bill over 256 dollars $

By: stoner steve

stoner steve — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:04:48 +0000

must be that damn ganja. almost everytime i smoked in my moms house i would shut my bedroom door and put a blanket at the bottom of the door…every single time i started smoking that reefer someone would come along and knock on my door..lie come on when the door is shut that usually means not to knock or come in and im just sitting there minding my own business when my mother knocks on my door “i smell something weird, are you smoking in there again?!” like mom i love you but i gotta do what i gotta do

By: ganja man

ganja man — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 06:01:29 +0000

have you ever smoked weed before? both your lists are total shit brah

By: Stoner

Stoner — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 01:37:41 +0000

You guys suck

By: sam

sam — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 06:02:53 +0000

i once had to talk to my fukin Principal high, there i am sitting minding my own business with my buddy preying in my head that the principal wont come over here…he walks by turns around and says hey nice sweatshirt and we got into a huge conversation about sweatshirts while i was about to shit myself haha

By: seth boregard

seth boregard — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:18:05 +0000

fuck you all of this shit besides visting family, going to court and hitting the gym i do stoned and i do do it better so go fuck your self you fucking idiot.