Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned

Posted by scott 21 January 2010 Under: Featured, Funny, Gallery, Lists


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Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…

Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned

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566,734 Stoners will now keep themselves from harm while puffin’ a bong.

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  • http://thisaintnews.com N-TX-420

    I’ve done every thing on that fucking list save playing with bears at the zoo. Somehow I feel if I was confronted by a bear and wasn’t stoned out of my ass, I’d end up as bearshit. You’re just a pussy.

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  • http://www.dolly-parton-live-from-london-lyrics.com Drown@yahoo.com

    umm… I am not

  • http://www.musik-og-rejser.dk Rejser til Finland

    OP: I might be daff (lord knows I have been told lol) but that made totally no sense…

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    Hahaha Great article!

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  • TJizzy

    haha thats pretty good guy

  • Relic

    wait were you the guy giving away 1500 live ladybugs in the park slop area of new york?

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  • Stuff

    2 problems with this

    I’m a math major and I would much rather do math hw stoned than sober

    Good friend of mine loves going to the gym high, says he can work out much harder and longer

  • lollercoaster

    doing calculus blazed is really fun, actually, as long as you know what you’re doing. We had this kid at my high school who was one of really mathy people, who won a bunch of big scholarships for research mathematics, and he did his work high almost every time.

  • slamminsalmon

    this list sucks. are you some kind of noob?

    if you are gonna be high at a job, it only makes sense to go the interview stoned. it sets a baseline.

  • Thomas

    I don’t think I can go to family parties sober now, I get high around my family whenever they’re around. Pot doesn’t make me paranoid, I hate it when people get paranoid :P

  • http://crazy99.zoomshare.com seth boregard

    fuck you all of this shit besides visting family, going to court and hitting the gym i do stoned and i do do it better so go fuck your self you fucking idiot.

  • sam

    i once had to talk to my fukin Principal high, there i am sitting minding my own business with my buddy preying in my head that the principal wont come over here…he walks by turns around and says hey nice sweatshirt and we got into a huge conversation about sweatshirts while i was about to shit myself haha

  • Stoner

    You guys suck :)

  • ganja man

    have you ever smoked weed before? both your lists are total shit brah

  • http://google.com stoner steve

    must be that damn ganja. almost everytime i smoked in my moms house i would shut my bedroom door and put a blanket at the bottom of the door…every single time i started smoking that reefer someone would come along and knock on my door..lie come on when the door is shut that usually means not to knock or come in and im just sitting there minding my own business when my mother knocks on my door “i smell something weird, are you smoking in there again?!” like mom i love you but i gotta do what i gotta do

  • olymyoted

    i agree with not to go shopping food , cuze i once went to shop some shit and i was high i ended up with buy so many things that is imposable ti eat in one week bill over 256 dollars $

  • RD

    I can honestly say I have done calculus while high. It isn’t that bad. Also that problem is not solve-able as your parentheses are screwed up. It is currently very unclear as to how the problem should actually be wrote.

    Is it [((1+z)(zn)/n)^n] or [(1+z)((zn)/n)^n]

    Because those are two very different problems.

  • Sergioseye

    I had to talk to my principle too one time.
    Me and two buddies had a massive wake n bake right before school, then im sitting in first period stoned out of my mind when the phone rings. Then my teacher walks over and tells me the principal needs to see me in his office. So i walk over there and walk into his office, pull the chair out and sit there slouching real bad in his chair like it was the most comfortable chair in the world, tring to explain why one of my teachers had reported me for ditching. Lmao

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1632692008 Filip Di Stefano

    Go outside for a few min. and smoke that good old shit up ;) and then walk directly to your room. Then your mom will never notice. Unless you have one of the greatest mothers in the world who stands there at 11:00 pm soo tired and just want to go to bed, but still she is up, only to make you a nice sandwich with great accesories and a cup of chocolate milk, gets downstairs to your room, knocks on the door gently cause she know you’re tired. She walks in, gently handing in the sandwich and the cold delicious cup of chocolate milk, kiss your forehead to say goodnight, and then on her way out, right before closing the door, she just stand there and look at you and whispers: “I love you son”, so simple and with such a bright enligthning voice, so you just KNOW it’s true.

  • Farrellgeoff

    so… numbers 1 2 and 3 are bullshit, and the others are half alright. Your other list for what To do is muc batter