What up bitches, I haven’t sweetened your week in a while with a new cocktail recipe so I’m giving you a good one tonight. It’s called 16 Goats in a Tree. No I am not making this up, and no I don’t know the inventor, but I do know that this is an awesome fucking cocktail. It’s a little on the fruity side, but enjoyable none the less.

Ingredients:
2 shots Blue Alize
2 shots Peach Schnapps
2 cups Strawberry Kool-Aid

Directions:
Take all of the ingredients above and mix them in a glass over ice. Garnish with a cherry and umbrella (Note: Umbrella is only for the women readers, if you are a man and put a god dam umbrella in your drink AFewTooMany.com is NOT responsible for the name calling, harassing, punches to the face or kicks to the balls you WILL receive). On another note, it’s a pretty strong drink but, there’s a pretty overwhelming fruit flavor which kicks the taste buds a little more than the booze so it goes down smooth.

Also, while writing this article if found some sweet pics, there ARE actually tree climbing goats no joke!
Goats in a Tree, Even More Goats in a Tree, SHITLOAD of Goats in a Tree! Seriously, what do they plan to accomplish by fucking climbing a god dam tree? THEY’RE GOATS!

And don’t forget ladies and gentlemen to send us your favorite drinks here: Drinks@AFewTooMany.com, maybe you’ll be lucky enough to see one get posted. Have a great week and check back soon!

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