The Fallacy that is Peyton Manning

10 September 2009 Under: Featured, Sports

The dedicated writers of Afewtoomania are all die hard sports fans. Fortunately, we’re blessed enough to be from that certain region of the United States that has a keen die hard following of their local sports teams and will stop at nothing to prove that our teams are better than yours(And Always Win). Can you guess that region? New England baby! Don’t mess with us, seriously, look at those championships.

One thing all sports fans can agree on is a good rivalry. I believe all teams should have at least one, if not more. Rivalry’s make matches much more interesting to watch, and deserve  a little more attention than your typical game. The thing I love  most  is the rival bashing, where die-hard’s like Steve and I cuss, swear and spew pure hatred towards the the opposer’s more inferior excuse’s for sports teams. This post is a tribute to some of that always loved banter.

With the start of the NFL season just days a way, I’d thought I’d dish some hatred out to the rival of my beloved New England Patriots. That rivalry team is non other than the Shitty Indianapolis Colts and their giraffe necked Pro Bowl Quarterback Peyton Manning.


Peyton Manning has died of Dysentery

This article will cover all of Peyton’s mistakes and goofy akwardness over the years. We’ll start with this little gem he threw against Green Bay:


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This is an insane pick by Antonio Cromartie, and if you look closely I believe you can see a tear roll down from Manning’s eye:

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And this one pretty much sums up my entire feelings of Peyton “Douchebag” Manning, absolutely hilarious:

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This last vid, I still don’t understand.. DSRL? Dick Sucking Racing League? or maybe the Douchebag Siblings R Lesbians?:

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Anyways, I am truly sorry you had to see their retard-esque ugly faces. I’ve had enough too.  If you haven’t checked out some of the links at the top go ahead and do so, they’re pretty funny. As always leave your comments at the bottom, and I will respond to all the love-hate comments you have. <3 Scott

The 12,987 Colts fans have now switched to being Patriots fans.

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2 Responses to “The Fallacy that is Peyton Manning”

  1. steve says:

    Who’s neck is bigger Peyton’s, or Jorge Posada’s?
    This question has bothered me for years. Well that and
    Who looks dumber, Eli Manning or Pau Gasol?
    Who’s fatter by relative size, Joba or C.C?
    Who’s a bigger waste of talent, Sasha Vulacic and Adam Morrison or Phil Hughes?
    Who’s a more self loving a-hole douche bag, Kobe or A-Rod?
    I left out the Jets and Knicks because their just too easy.
    One question I do have the answer to:
    Who’s more crazygangster Ron Artest or Plaxico Burress? Answer: Neither, it’s most definitely MARVIN HARRISON!
    Read this if you doubt it:
    http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3827402

  2. tom says:

    i wonder who would win in a street brawl – harrison or hagler? bigger waste of talent, what about gerald greene?

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