How To Tell If Your Local Bar is Ripping You Off
Have you ever asked for a GreyGoose and wound up with what you could swear was Caldwell’s, or Rubinoff?
Well no more with the Rotgutonix Booze detector. Next time some bartender gives you that mystery cocktail. Just pull out your Rotgutonix pen and let them know you can tell what kind of alcohol is in your drink. Then you wont have to stand for bottom shelf booze.
Personally, I’ll drink anything and this would just lead me to say something like, “Just drink the drink you pussy, and if you pull that stupid fucking pen out of you pocket (or purse) you’re going to look like a total douche!”
Furthermore the pen only works with 6 different alcohols (at the moment). Even worse is that it only works in straight drinks, no mixed drinks. So if your not drinking straight Johnny Walker, JB, DYC, Havana Club, Pampero, or Brugal. Then you are SOL. If you are, then pull that pen out dip it in for 20 seconds and voila! Your a douche bag.
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Wow what a useless product. Wonder what it costs…?
yup, only six kinds of booze and it doesnt even test for seamen… hmmm..
haha you would be a douche if you whipped this thing out at a bar…so what does it cost.
I tried looking for a price but can’t find it anywhere.. They’ll probably overcharge for it too, my guess is around $50