Ok valued readers, part deuce is upon us.  If you missed part one check it out here and meet the drinkers. I’m going to get the ball rolling and just leap into this review.  I will explain step by step how we scored and tested everything first. And after that I will start going over each beer in detail. And on that note, here we go…

Scoring:

Each beer was scored to a total of 43 points. I know 43 sounds wierd, but let me explain the reasoning. We had four categories to score for each beer. Each category was scored out of 10. Category #1 was Presentation. In the presentation category we observed the head, consistency, color, clarity and aroma of the beer. Category #2 was taste, we looked for fruityness, how dry or smooth the beer was, also any metallic or yeasty tastes in the beer. Category #3 was body. For this category we asked ourselves, was this beer creamy, bubbly, hearty, thick or thin? Was it a good temperature? The final category was drinkability. With this category, we asked ourselves how many we think we could/would drink in a night. Whether we would buy a six pack or dump the rest of the bottle.

But now I know you’re asking yourself, Four Categories times 10 is only 40? How did you get 43? Well readers of AFewTooMany, there was a “Final Thought” score. It was scored from -3 to +3 and was based on the final thought of the beer in review. We also wrote a few lines for each category describing each one in a few lines to sum it up. And as the day wore on, we became more and more drunk, and the comments.. Well you’ll have to read for yourselves… I believe that covers the scoring and everything, lets jump to the first beer…

Beer One: Double Bag Long Trail

Presentation Comments

Scott: Darker, Smells Weird, Looks Tasty

Steve: Looks Delicious

Shawn: Dark and Sexy

Joe: Very well poured

Nick: Auburn color, looks like an ash tray took a shit

Taste Comments

Scott: Smooth, Wet, Harsh Aftertaste

Steve: Very Hoppy, Strong

Shawn: Sweet

Joe: Very Hoppy

Nick: Tastes like a combination of rubbing alcohol and ashes

Body Comments

Scott: Feels Decent going down, not too thick

Steve: Semi Dark, Amber Brown

Shawn: Dark, Thick and Filling

Joe: Creamy, A bit thick

Nick: Medium Thinkness, good temp, but still tastes like shit

Drinkability Comments

Scott: Would finish a couple but wouldn’t buy again

Steve: Good, wouldn’t want to drink 12

Shawn: Strong and a little harsh, only a 6 pack a night

Joe: Thick and Filling, like my cock

Nick: Never again

Final Thoughts

Scott: Smooth, Wet, Harsh Aftertaste

Steve: Taste Good, Would not want to drink too many

Shawn: Strong Hopps aftertaste

Beer Two: Sea Dog Bluepaw

Presentation Comments

Scott: Smells Great, Looks Great

Steve: Smells amazing, like beer fruit

Shawn: Bright orange, smells like lotion I rub between my girls tits before I tittyfuck her DD’s

Joe: Well Poured as usually, smells delicious

Nick:Orange & smells good

Taste Comments

Scott: Not Bitter, Not sour, good beer little fruity, no aftertaste, refreshing

Steve: Refreshing, fruity taste. Like a spritzer, with alchohol

Shawn: Very fruity taste, not too strong

Joe: Fruity taste, definitely a seasonal

Nick: A hell of a lot better than beer #1, Not too bad

Body Comments

Scott: Cold, Hearty, not thick nor thin

Steve: Smooth as freshly shaved balls

Shawn: Thin, bubbly, smooth

Joe: Bubbly beer, almost like a spritzer

Nick: Thinner and good temp

Drinkability Comments

Scott: Would buy again

Steve: Hell yeah, might get gross later, or coming up

Joe: Very easy to drink, it’s a summer beer

Nick: Would buy

Final Thoughts

Scott: Overall Great Refreshing beer

Steve: If I could imagine the smell of a smurf, this would be it

Shawn: Very delicious, I would buy 12 a week, one of my favorites

Beer Three: Haffenreffer Private Stock

Presentation Comments

Scott: Looks Good, clear, light, smells like nothing

Steve: Looks and smells like Bud light

Shawn: Bright, Light, Clear, Smells beautiful

Joe: Good

Nick: Not much of anything

Taste Comments

Scott: Tastes like nothing, not bad at all, watered down, wet, smooth

Steve: Same

Shawn: Tastes like a Bud light or a light beer

Joe: Tastes like shitty Bud light

Nick: No taste really, watered down like a son of a bitch

Body Comments

Scott: Very thin, smooth, watery

Steve: Light and Easy to drink

Shawn: Creamy, Bubbly, good light beer

Joe: It wasn’t really much of anything, Nothing special.

Nick: Thinner than Shawn’s Dick

Drinkability Comments

Scott: Could drink 30 in a row

Steve: Again, BL Smooth

Shawn: Would drink a 30

Joe: Bud light is easy to drink

Nick: Favorite So far

Final Thoughts

Scott: Would Drink again

Steve:Good light beer, Tastes fine, Nothing Special

Conclusion:

Well peeps thats the first 3 beers down. Only 12 left on this adventure. In the mean time check out what Lou’s been up to here. Wow I need one of those. As always leave your comments below. If you have any questions feel free to email me. Also check out the new Share Bar below. Feel Free to Digg or Facebook us or whatever it is you do! PEACE OUT Peeps!

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