Hello all our dedicated readers, today I start something fun and exciting for you. Over the past weekend, me and my closest 5 friends conducted a ‘blind’ taste test, with 15 six packs between us. Lets just say the end was a little fuzzy and you should be in for some laughs.

I am going to break this into parts. And over the next couple weeks, I will be posting our findings. At the end I will combine all the data into a ‘corpus’ per se, for your viewing delight. So lets begin this bitch, I thought I should introduce you to the drinkers first so heres a little bio on each.

Name: Steve
Drinking Level: Very High
Favorite Quote: “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.”
Favorite Cocktail: Jameson and Ginger
Favorite Beer: Miller

Name: Scott
Drinking Level: High
Favorite Quote: “All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”
Favorite Cocktail: Bacardi and Coke
Favorite Beer: Miller Lite

Name: Nick
Drinking Level: Medium Low
Favorite Quote: “Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoi hoi hoi”
Favorite Cocktail: Captain and Coke or Jager and Coke
Favorite Beer: Miller Lite

Name: Shawn
Drinking Level: High
Favorite Quote: “Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it”
Favorite Cocktail: Vodka and Redbull
Favorite Beer: Bud Light

Name: Joe
Drinking Level: Very High
Favorite Quote: “Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.”
Favorite Cocktail: Dry Gin Martini, dirrrty…
Favorite Beer: Labatt Blue

Name: Blue
Drinking Level: Very High
Favorite Quote: “We drink and we die and continue to drink.”
Favorite Cocktail: Jager and Patrón
Favorite Beer: Corona

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