Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned
Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn't be more awesome after getting high? ...
Top 9 Things to NOT Do While Stoned
Now I know what you are thinking when you clicked on this article.. What could there possibly be in the world that wouldn’t be more awesome after getting high? Well after hours of research I have come up with a list. It’s not long because there’s really not much that doesn’t become instantly cool but here it is…
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Flowchart: What to get your Girlfriend for Xmas
Okay readers, Christmas season is upon us once again. The white shit from the sky is falling, and Christmas music is annoying the shit out of my ear drums. If you can’t tell how much I love this season from the previous sentence then go drown an elf, I cant stand them, and I HATE this time of the god dam year. The thing I hate most about Christmas besides the caroling, candy canes, and dogs with antlers, is the Holiday Gift giving. Okay dogs with antlers are pretty sick, I give you that one. But shopping sucks. Period. Trying to enter and exit a store is impossible without the hassle of standing in a line, or being bumped into a hundred times by a snotty, eight year old yelling for Tickle My Elmo. And that’s not even the worst part about shopping. How are you supposed to know what to get everyone? Parents easy. Dad gets rum. Mom gets chocolates. Siblings? Brothers get weed. Sisters get gift card to (Fill in favorite make up store here). But now the toughest one of all. Your girlfriend. And for that very reason, I have created the flow chart below. Good luck fellas.
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God Damn, When Will They Post Something?
OK OK, so we’ve been a little busy. We went to Vegas for 7 days, we’ve been devoting too much time to new developments, and we’ve simply neglected our readers. I promise some good shit is coming soon.
In the mean time, here is some of the stuff I meant to post but never got around to it.
Woman falls on the orange line in Boston.
Scott did the same thing once after a RedSox game. Except it was the Green Line, and he didn’t fall. He was drunk and decided to cross the tracks to talk to these girls. He nearly touched the third rail, and almost couldn’t climb up the other side to get to the next platform. I still think he was Drunker than this bitch though. Below is a pic I snapped with my phone of him sleeping on the train afterwards. He’s a douche when he’s blacked out, much better when passed out.
Drunk Guy opens bottle of wine with no cork screw.
Say whatever you want about the French, I do, fucking frogs. But only a Frenchman’s love for wine could give birth to this method for opening a corked bottle. Sure beats doing what my wineo GF does, which is basically breaking the cork up in to pieces small enough to fall in the bottle. On a side note, wine is best served with a side of drunk woman. After a few glasses there is nothing they wont do. Nothing!
Dick Towel 
I love this fucking show. The only thing that could make it better would be if it was called It’s Always Sunny In South Boston instead of Philly.
Drunk forklift driver ruins mass quantities of vodka.
NuffCed!!!
And now some Late News!!
You Could Soon See Beer with Alcohol percentages up to 16%!!
Ok, not much to say here, but still worthy of a little Buzz. Basically, many states are allowing more alcohol in beer, and that’s always a good thing. USAToday has the scoop here.
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Russians Are Always Drunker. Here’s the 17 Best Videos to Prove it!
Have you ever noticed Russians get the most fucked up? Well them and those dirty Lithuanians. But then again, what’s the difference? That whole area is just one big vodka chugging community of sadness.
1) Amazingly Drunk Driver
Click more to see the rest of the videos
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The Most Fucked Up Guy Ever?
At first I thought this was hilarious. Then about 5 minutes in, I just started feeling really bad for the guy. I’ve never seen drugs or booze do this to anyone.
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AFTM: The Webitoon Episode II
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Cartoon II is finally here peeps! Enjoy:
A few of our male readers MUST have experienced this at least once in their life. I know all our girlfriends are peaceful, non nagging angels who believe their the center of the universe and deserve all the attention in the world, but come on ladies.
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Type Car You Drive and the Type of Girls You’ll Pickup – A List
Good Morning Afewtoomanians, I have a special for you today! After hours upon hours of research and performing long mind numbing algorithms and calculations of the female brain (Mainly drinking beer), I have come up with a complete list which compares the type of car you own, and the type of girl you can pick up in one. Don’t believe me? Read more..
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Cocktail Recipe: Liquid Cocaine 8 Ball
Hey Afewtoomanians, I got a drink for you this week, you won’t be walking after a few of these so take it easy with this one. It’s very sweet, and very strong. A perfect combination if you ask me. Anyways, let jump into this bitch..
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I CALL PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!! FAKE!!!
I’m sorry people, my day has been ruined. I saw this picture online and there is NO WAY that this was Chuck Norris. The only possibility that it was actually him would be if he round-house kicked that Ford from Japan… He kicks so hard that if you dream of being round-housed by him you WILL NOT wake up.
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